Asian Strict

when parents (of any race) are so strict, they are as strict as asian parents.

Guy 1: can you hang out tonight?
Guy 2: no, im grounded for getting a B+ in science
Guy 1: dude your parents are like asian strict!!

by nikkinikki1861 March 6, 2011

asian kung-fu generation

Also known as "Ajikan", "AKFG", and "AKG", it is a Japanese rock band that formed in 1996. The band is well known for composing the opening songs of Fullmetal Alchemist (Rewrite), Bleach (After Dark), and Naruto (Haruka Kanata). Their guitars have been known to create an edgy and raw sound while maintaining its speed and upbeat tunes. Meanwhile, lyrics are very emotional, both in writing and the manner in singing. Some western bands such as Weezer, Foo Fighters, Oasis, and Pixies can be recognized from this band's sound.

Guy: I'm gonna watch an Ajikan concert. Wanna come?
Dude: Sure. I'll wear my AKG shirt.
Boy: Don't forget me. I have 3 AKFG tickets here.
Person: I'll come but I'll just call them Asian Kung-fu generation because they're awesome.

by nubnuts October 5, 2013

asian blur

The blur you see in most asian porn. Covering the genitalia of the participants in said porn causing frustration to the "user".

I was about to get to know myself using some asian porn....couldnt even get hard. The Asian blur was tooo serious.

by Urban Millz August 26, 2014

asian dayum

a good looking asian girl or guy.

"that asian dayum fine"

by jimmy stevan October 24, 2016

Asian sales tax

Money added when using a debt card at a convenience store.

The mini mart charges a 30 cent asian sales tax when I use my debt card.

by Steel Fab January 18, 2019

Asian Cloogy

Hot Asian pussy.....

The Vagina of a person of Asian Descent......preferably one who is attractive.

We went to Thailand to go score some Asian Cloogy.......

I went to the Strip joint and saw some Asian Cloogy....

I got some Asian Cloogy last night.....

by #AlexisMason June 4, 2021

Alpha Asian

An Asian who exhibits exemplary academic, athletic, musical, and social skill. Is extremely good looking, popular, and has been accepted to every Ivy League school.

Ling ling is an Alpha Asian

by You FBI agent October 15, 2019