anal tapestry

the weaving, plaiting and/or general decoration of the anal beard into an intricate pattern to resemble a tapestry, generally used to decorate the anal region, in the attempt to make an otherwise unattractive area more appealing.
i usually would avoid the anal region at all costs, due to its offputting and taboo nature, though if a sexual partner had gone out of their way to procure an anal tapestry, i would instantly go down into that otherwise vile area.
by breakingbad December 27, 2012
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Anal Creek

Anal creek means you are having a bad time or a shit day. Anal Creek is also a place where shit goes down. Can be used in a sentence such as ("I am down in the dumps") "I am down in anal creek"
I am down in anal creek.
I am having such an anal creek of a day.
by 17 inch dildo March 16, 2015
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anal driver

1. Don't touch my anal driver, i havn't washed it.
by Matthew the GOD May 22, 2008
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anal conquistador

the ass conqueror; one who sets out on a conquest of anal pleasures
Neil Patrick Harris has become quite the anal conquistador in recent years.
by KPVA February 19, 2010
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anal flood

when any liquid is pour out of the anus. This act usually occurs after an intense sex session causing a gape.
That girl is the queen of anal floods.

by G Freezy February 09, 2009
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anal fountain

When an overweight, 50 year old man lays naked on his stomach with diarrhea squirting out of his ass and some 20 year old whores on dog leashes drinking out of it. A decent percentage of the time you will find Hugh Hefner masturbating from a distance.
"Yo bitch-dick, you see that anal fountain. Sheryl be chuggin' down that shit!"
by Fagotory Climax November 23, 2016
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anal cleft

n. the proper legal term for the ass crack
City Councilman: "...and let me further say, that in due consideration of the various statutes, regulations and so forth, addressing the issue, that it is now, and forever should be the case that no person no where in the Daytona Beach area shall expose, in whole or in part, any portion or particle of their anal cleft in such a manner, so has to.....
by drpoonandtheteenangels April 28, 2009
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