adverter

an ugly or unattractive person

your to adverter for me

by jack the king noscopers May 8, 2016

advertism

A bastard word that combines activism and advertisment. Usedto describe Activism for progressive causes (e.g. Pride Month abd feminsm labels) but sparing out elements that are critical of the capitalist system. It is only used to sell stuff.

Oh it's June again so we will see LGBT advertism everywhere by companies that are usually big GOP doners.

by Dick Johnson Cuntclit August 27, 2019

Advanture

Advanture is actually used for people who have less time for Adventure.

Poor Albakri he love to advanture but the problem is that he has a serious financial problem.

by Alsuperadvanture March 27, 2020

incumbent advantage

A phenomena known to occur when one party of a relationship must choose between their current partner or an outsider for whom they also have feelings. Statistically the sitting partner takes the advantage by merit of a proven track record and the ease with which a standing relationship can be maintained.

After it came out that she was already involved, it became apparent that i was once again about to fall victim to the incumbent advantage.

by Harold the tax man September 27, 2010

Rennie Advantage

The act of smoking marijuana roughly 1 -2 hours before a golf tee time. A reference to Incubus manager Steve Rennie who is an avid 2 handicap golfer.

Dude, for our trip to Bethpage, I'm totally gonna to utilize a Rennie Advantage.

by Gold Spoon March 28, 2011

Royal Advantage

Conducting a 'knighting' ceremony with one's erect penis. Tapping it on the right and left shoulder of your subject will give them the Royal Advantage.
Alternatively, a woman can conduct this ceremony using a strap-on dildo.

Once the ceremony is complete, one has the Royal Advantage.

Olive: How'd last night go?
Dirk: I now have the Royal Advantage.

by How It Sir February 2, 2018

home shit advantage

The comfortable embrace of ones own toilet. The seat cups your cheeks like no other and your feet fall right into place on that chilled tile floor. You know how much noise you can make and that the walls are thin enough that you might need to run some water in an attempt to cover up the sounds you're about to make evacuating that double decker chili cheese dog and half gallon of beer from last night. Not to mention the 4am chimichanga and milkshake from the gas station you just had to have! You know exactly where the lighter and sage incense are for the aftermath..and also that extra roll of hidden toilet paper in case the one that's about to face your dingle berries just isn't enough. All in all..things flow easier when all your ducks are in a row. Don't pretend like you don't know..

My roommate came running into the house and beelined for the bathroom like a bat out of hell. I think he held it in because he wasn't cool with going at his new girfriends house and needed to come home so he could have his home shit advantage.

by carlsbad carlyfornia December 14, 2013