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Adolf Hitler

Adolf Hitler was a sensitive man. He was an Austrian painter, best-seller author and philanthropist, deeply concerned about the overpopulation of the planet. His autobiography " Mein Kraft" has sold > 12 mil. copies worldwide.
Hilter was was very good at coming up with solutions, so he proposed a Final one.

Fun facts:

• Composer of the hard german techno song "Erika" )
• Inventor of the toothbush mustache
• Portrayed himself in the WW2 era sitcom comedy "Der Untergang"

Further reading:

"Anal Cunt - Hitler Was a Sensitive Man (Metal Spoken Word)" (Hilter fan fiction)
"French boy gets ‘Mein Kampf’ instead of ‘Minecraft’ for Christmas - Grandfather gets him Mein Kampf" (unboxing by a young fan)
"ERIKA CANONEER Remix(This Is Real German Techno)" (Hitler's musical magnus opus remixed and bass boosted)
- Hey son! What did you learn at school today?
-Hi mom! Today we learned about Adolf Hitler yayyyyy!!!
by horny cucumber May 25, 2022
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Adolf Hitler

Some small dick Austrian wanker who got mad and fucking killed 11 million people because he got rejected from art school. What a fucking loser.
Adolf Hitler: I am Adolf Hitler!
Any sensible person: Fuck off you Austrian cunt.
by KoditonKari69 October 4, 2023
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Adolf Hitler

Adolf Hitler is God, SIEG HEIL! 👨🏻🇩🇪🫡
by UltimateDoge June 11, 2024
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Adolf Hitler

Literally subhuman. It’s such a low lifeform, that the wet sloppy shit I took earlier looks like a god by comparison. It’s so worthless that it was a waste of oxygen and the fact it finally decided to put an end to itself is the perfect wank material. It should’ve been tied to a post and given a plate of food just out of reach so it knows its place.
Let’s make that Adolf Hitler learn its place.
by Scaredy Bat July 21, 2025
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adolf grippler

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Adolfing

Farting on a girls face while having sex
Dude I love adolfing and Jessica loves it
by Akwno July 23, 2023
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Adolf

He´s a good guy not properly but anyway.
Sometimes he´s kinda cringe but also stupid
he´s also a guy wich is always very very brutal
He also speaks german like: WAS IST DAS DENN?!"
Adolf is a dick!
by Kek24 Das vergleichsportal March 29, 2022
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