i.l.b.b.a.i.c.l.y.o.b.c.d.t.w.a.g.w.i.w.a.i.b.w.a.a.r.t.i.y.f.y.g.s.

I like big butts and I cannot lie You other brothers can't deny That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist And a round thing in your face You get sprung,

Oh my God Becky, look at her butt
It is so big, she looks like
One of those rap guys' girlfriends
But, ya know, who understands those rap guys?
They only talk to her, because
She looks like a total prostitute, okay?
I mean, her butt, it's just so big
Uh, I can't believe it's just so round, it's like out there
I mean, uh, gross, look
She's just so, black
i.l.b.b.a.i.c.l.y.o.b.c.d.t.w.a.g.w.i.w.a.i.b.w.a.a.r.t.i.y.f.y.g.s.

by byeb September 1, 2021

z y x w v u t s r q p o n m l k j i h g f e d c b a

The actual real way to spell the phonetic alphabet.

The backwards way to spell the phonetic alphabet is not the way it is listed originally. They have interjected an additional ghi into the correct way of spelling it which is

z y x w v u t s r q p o n m l k j i h g f e d c b a

And not

z y x w c u t s r q p o n m l k j i h g f e d c b a

by Whatsit2yaa May 4, 2022

f as a b

flat as a board, referring to most anorexic girls' boobs

Christianna's an f as a b, damn you could eat off it.

by the twins and b December 9, 2008

F.A.F((Fine As Fuck))

A Full frontal expression used to compliment a women who is extremely beautiful.

That woman right their is Straight up F.A.F((Fine As Fuck)).

by Day2Day1nSociety January 6, 2011

Wholesome As Fuck February [W.A.F.F.]

Wholesome as Fuck February (or W.A.F.F.) is a community-supported exploration of whatever wholesomeness means to you. It might include your relationships to food, exercise, drugs or alcohol, sexuality, spiritual practice, work, family members, partners, or anything else you want (i.e. wholesomely punch more Nazis). You define what aspects of "wholesomeness" you want to explore. Socializing, accountability, and mutual support are the key tenets.

"Why February?" You may ask. Because February is the shortest month (yay!), and alliteration is pretty freaking fun.

Tim: Are you doing Wholesome As Fuck February W.A.F.F. this year?

Aubyn: Yeah! Timiki and I are. I'm getting outside on a run or a hike at least 3 times a week, and he's cutting out booze. I sort of voluntell-ed him... You?

Tim: I'm meditating more.

Aubyn: Noice!

by Kelley's Ugly Little Ewok January 13, 2022

as af

Jesus, did you misspell ‘as if’? As af is stupid because it’s essentially ‘as as fuck’ and that is not grammatically correct.

1. Girl1: I was typing to one of my friends and accidentally typed ‘as af’ like a moron.

2. Girl2: that’s funny as af!
Girl3: get out. Get out of my apartment. Get out now.

by Collective Reasoning October 13, 2019