A Pringle is someone who is so sensitive, that they aren't even a snowflake anymore. This person can not handle real world problems and has a melt down over the tiniest of issues. Pringles are originally a brand of potato chips that comes in a tube and has many different flavors. This person crumbles as easily as a single pringle, hence the name. It's not strictly political and can be used on any one who is too sensitive or feels they must be sheltered from everything.
Example 1:
Mia: Yeah, I took my dog to the vet today. They said she's gonna be-
Micheal: NO!!!! NOT YOUR DOG!!! I LOVED HER SO MUCH! Why did this happen!?!?!!?
Mia: Relax! She just had fleas!
*rolls eyes* You are such a pringle.
Example 2:
*Johnny sits down to watch a movie*
TV: WARNING! THIS SHOW CONTAINS GRAPHIC SCENES THAT MAY NOT BE SUITABLE FOR YOUNG VIEWERS. IT IS RATED 18.
The only 'graphic' thing is a guy smoking a cigarette.
Johnny: Such pringles.
Mia: Yeah, I took my dog to the vet today. They said she's gonna be-
Micheal: NO!!!! NOT YOUR DOG!!! I LOVED HER SO MUCH! Why did this happen!?!?!!?
Mia: Relax! She just had fleas!
*rolls eyes* You are such a pringle.
Example 2:
*Johnny sits down to watch a movie*
TV: WARNING! THIS SHOW CONTAINS GRAPHIC SCENES THAT MAY NOT BE SUITABLE FOR YOUNG VIEWERS. IT IS RATED 18.
The only 'graphic' thing is a guy smoking a cigarette.
Johnny: Such pringles.
by EmotionalAnnie12 September 07, 2019
Fucking delicious crisps (chips) that comes in a can. They come in many awesome flavour and are fucking expensive. Perfect for one person, not good for sharing.
by Shinobi Ranger December 23, 2015
A popular kind of potato chip. Ingredients are DRIED POTATOES, VEGETABLE OIL (CORN, COTTONSEED, HIGH OLEIC SOYBEAN, AND/OR SUNFLOWER OIL), DEGERMINATED YELLOW CORN FLOUR, CORNSTARCH, RICE FLOUR, MALTODEXTRIN, MONO- AND DIGLYCERIDES, SALT, WHEAT STARCH. Sadly, a victim of simplified logos.
by BJurv the Ambiguous May 23, 2022
by Luna_moona April 12, 2017
to pringle someone is to full cock back punch someone in the back of the head while fucking doggy style. you only do it when your partner says "hit me!"
person 1: "she was telling me to hit 'er so i punched her in the back of the head and she was like 'what the fuck??'"
person 2: "bro you fucking pringled her ass tf were you on"
person 2: "bro you fucking pringled her ass tf were you on"
by ScrumptiousJerker2 April 28, 2024