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Court Cells

The 'Court Cells' are a holding area for people who have been arrested and are waiting to see a judge before either being remanded or released from custody or for people already incarcerated or remanded who must see a judge for trial. You are transported there by a 'patty wagon' after spending the night at the police station or from a correctional facility/penitentiary.

It is an all concrete room with small concrete ledges to sit on where you are lumped in with a bunch of other guys who are also waiting to see a judge.

If you happen to be unlucky you may get beaten by hard headed gangsters who are feeling extra macho that day. It often takes forever to be released/processed and is the extremely boring part between either going to jail or being released. It is often a place for intense battles because it is a small concrete room and you can get put in there with anyone including rival gang members and if a fight breaks off it tends to get bloody as there is no where to go.

It is sometimes fun if you get a bunch of guys who like to joke around and do funny shit or if somebody sneaked in some chronic.
I finally got at this fucking punk who has been talking shit on the streets. I seen him in the court cells and beat his ass until the guards came in and maced me
by 306'sFinest March 7, 2011
mugGet the Court Cellsmug.

cell belly

The cell belly is the massively oversized abdominal region often seen on the people that spend the majority of their time glued to their mobile devices. Often seen in accompanying a well developed case of tech. neck, the cell belly is typically an indicator of a devoted web browser, blogger or social media hound.
Jane: So, what happened to that New Year's resolution that you told me about? You said you'd be rocking a six pack this summer?
John: Oh yeah. About that, I made a new resolution. Instead of rocking a six pack, I'll be rocking this sweet cell belly!
Jane: Damn. Just damn.
by Aulderath July 30, 2016
mugGet the cell bellymug.

sad cells

ghetto Winnipeg term for solatary confinement
"Free Josh out them sad cells" -grace via kalan
by wilsoncooperakarickytrevor January 4, 2018
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Door Cell

Modern replacement of the Door Bell. The action of calling your friend on their cell phone to let them know you are outside there house rather than simply ringing the bell itself.
Typical Door Cell:

Friend waiting in car: "Hey, Jake? Im parked right in front of your house."

Jake: "OK, Ill be right out."
by Adam Cerami May 23, 2008
mugGet the Door Cellmug.

cell phone

A mobile communication device.

Once a status symbol for the upper class, but now a way to identify the teenage children of lower class people.
I went to the movie theater the other day and I felt like I was walking through a cell phone jungle.
by P.A. August 10, 2005
mugGet the cell phonemug.

cell phone

a nice device that can cause brain damage. also if you have an MP3 player on it...arghh
she called me on my cell fone last night and then we went on AIM on our fones. then i listened to the new songs that aren't out yet...all at the same time
by juilla October 11, 2003
mugGet the cell phonemug.

cell phone

A quick connection to the world.. a common factor among the rich and the poor. the joiner of all who are busy and all who are lazy.. the one, the only, the great communicator.
by easycomeeasygo August 2, 2004
mugGet the cell phonemug.

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