BJ penkala

Typically known as the retarded one , he has the horse power of a worm and can reach up to speeds of a snail. He has the inteligence of a sea cucmber and slurps grease off the frying pan when he cooks up some fresh meat,

oi dude have you seen that weird BJ penkala. yeh dude yeah bro hes a stranger broo dude

by Fatrangabanga August 6, 2018

BJ SZN

When hockey starts and the Columbus Blue Jackets (cBJ) season starts- coined by the CBJ Artillery

It’s November, which means it’s BJ SZN!

by Kjs November 20, 2019

bj bun

A bun that a girl puts her hair in before giving a blowjob.

Omg she hasn't taken out her bj bun yet.

by Big papa Charlie December 26, 2015

The bj words

The bj words are a group of words that mean different things.
Giving head means being mean to someone

Giving oral means to be nice
A rim job is where you fight

Rahh she kept giving me head last night I just wanted to bang innit
The bj words

by Cunt slayer69 November 28, 2017

ice bj

An ice bj is when a girl puts ice cubes on the length of a penius and proceeds with a blow job.

An ice bj is when a girl puts ice cubes on the length of a penius and proceeds with a blow job.

by A state boy September 22, 2017

Blinded by the BJ

When a friend of yours eagerly brags about how some girl he's talking to agrees to blow him. Curious you ask to see what she looks like, and to your horror she's the most ugliest bitch you've ever seen. Despite your attempts to convince him she's ugly, he insists shes pretty hot. Later when he meets up to get blowed, he soon finds out you were right all along, and she is an ugly piece of shit. He was blinded by the BJ.

Your friend: Yo dude this chick I'm talking to said shed blow me man!

You: Oh nice man lemme she what she looks like!

You: ....ah what the fuck dude she's straight up ugly!

Your friend: Nah man Shes hot...you trippin!

You: alright.. Whatever you say...

Later

Your friend: dude! Why didn't you tell me that chick was

fucking disgusting!?

You: I tried to, but you were blinded by the BJ!

by RyGuyW September 23, 2011

Uncle BJ

A blowjob a man gets from his female patner when menstruation prevents the couple from having vaginal sex. Uncle BJ is often a man's only available option for sex from his wife or girlfriend when Aunt Flo comes to visit.

Wife: "You'd better forget about tonight, honey. Aunt Flo's coming for a visit."

Husband: "Well, I hope she brought Uncle BJ with her!"

by trxstr January 1, 2010