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dylan

Dylan is the typical school shooter name, because of his small penis he is short tempered and results to anger. Do not cross Dylan, if Dylan reaches in his pocket run. Do not make fun of, or laugh at Dylan. He is not to be fucked with, he started Columbine.
Dylan was laughing during Columbine.
by Revos September 14, 2017
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dylan

hottest boy alive most likely to be mistakin with a girl.very queer but lovable. mostly very crazy and loves the sport football.
may have tourets
girl:dylan you rock
dylan:haha ahh shit thanks
by ihatemymom66 January 20, 2009
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Dylan

The gayest man on this planet. He likes really big penis despite having a small one. Not to mention he also sucks at Fortnite, my grandpa is better than him, and he's dead!
Cunt 1: Dude I'm gay
Cunt 2: Quit being such a Dylan
by JoeDaBro69 October 17, 2018
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Dylan

An asshole who likes to take pictures of their penis and have sex with trumpets.
OMG that picture is disgusting! You Dylan.
by boojee December 20, 2008
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Dylan

A man who broke a friendship for a girl named Isabella. Typically he thinks he can pull girls but when they give him the sign of no he gets depressed and hurt inside. He gets along with most people especially his friends.
Allan - Yo can I get with Isabella, Dylan - sure go for it. Dylan - Blocks Allan.
by BlackGIzzy March 6, 2022
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dylan

literally the best person in the world. sweet, caring, funny, a little stupid, but in general such a great person!!! has lots of golden retriever boy vibes and is the best friend anyone could ever ask for.
“omg! made a new best friend yesterday
“ugh, don’t say you’re about to talk about dylan again”
by wallowsfan April 10, 2022
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Dylan

Person: You're such a Dylan
P 2: :(
by Bigcooker March 9, 2018
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