Bench by Choice

When a man would rather sit down to pee, rather than pee standing up.

Joe: "I always miss on the toilet seat man."
Bob: "Thats why Im a bench by choice. No mess."

by SeanBreezy209 June 2, 2015

Users choice

YouTuber sibling duo Weston and Kalynn Koury mention ‘users choice’ potty talk. When on the toilet you have 3 or 4 options. 1 piss. 2 shit. 3 other. 4 users choice. Never feel restricted to 3 and be creative!

Mannn I gotta go to the bathroom. I gotta pee but... maybe I’ll go with a users choice!

by theoneandonlygenius March 13, 2021

Choices

Oh! THAT! NO! BAHAHAHA!

Hym "Will I respect women's choices? No. Never. I... Will never... love you..."

by Hym Iam June 14, 2025

Anti-Choice

The advocacy for selective breeding and requirements for mandatory abortions for those unfit to procreate.

In order to advance the human race, we must implement an anti-choice abortion policy.

by Tahoe Junglist May 8, 2023

Boodrough’s Choice

When, for weeks, you suggest the inevitability of a breakup with the person you love most, only to find yourself falling more hopefully in love with them, more pair-bonded to them, and less likely to ever part from them.

Faced with Boodrough’s Choice, the path forward was never more clear: she was powerless to do anything but love him harder and HARDER with every passing day.

by JustAPrick November 22, 2022

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 14, 2025

National Girlfriend’s choice day

October 10th

Any boy in a relationship has to officially listen to what their girlfriend says and can’t deny anything.

If the boy deny’s something they get a kick in the dick as hard as the girl chooses

Girl: Wanna Netflix and chill?

Boy: I guess so, It’s national girlfriend’s choice day!

by HiddenUs3r October 3, 2020