Pasta Shaped Like Squidward

Testicular cancer.

Bob: "The doctor just diagnosed me with Pasta Shaped Like Squidward. What the fuck does that mean?"

Lamar: "It means you have cancer in your balls."

Bob: "Fuck."

by kufye October 17, 2021

Pear-shaped-having ass

A term used to describe the shape of one’s body, particularly a woman’s. One who possesses a pear-shaped-having ass will have wide, fatty hips, which gradually slopes inwards towards the top of the torso, hence “pear.” A pear-shaped-having ass body can also be resembled to that of a ‘truncus’ function in geometry.

“What in the pear-shaped-having ass?! That overly large woman has the physique of a plump pear!”

by gary69_ March 28, 2023

Perfect Peach Shaped Ass

When someone's ass is so perfectly shaped it looks like a peach.

"Panda has the perfect peach shaped ass, it should be in the dictionary as an example."

by GGingersnapss November 5, 2022

Hop on just shapes and beats

A slang for a verrrry hard cuck that you stick into the grease exhaust of a McDonald's deep fryer that's not been cleaned for 10 years

Hey chuck, do you want to hop on just shapes and beats with me tomorrow after our shift.

by Yeetusdafetus69420 April 29, 2022

gone pear-shaped

Become overweight. Increased girth in stomach and butt areas. Lost any semblence of a decent figure.

"Dude, have you seen Miguel since he got that desk job? His ass has ex-pan-ded! He's gone pear-shaped!"

by thatgirl June 28, 2004

bent plum out of shape

when someone is extremely mad

He got bent plum out of shape because he made a joke.

by ranchworduser August 16, 2022

dinosaur shaped world is real!

this is what the earth is shaped like. if you disagreeeee i will do swear word
swearword is not good
i writed this in school

the earth is shaped like a dinosaur
isnt it velociraptor?
shut the fuck up
dinosaur shaped world is real!

by multi retarded boy October 5, 2020