Lake Zurich

The Shithole of America. majority of population fells as though it is nice, but it is truly just made for adults that don't want to worry about shit. every community building is obviously geared towards adults, and ever teenager is supposed to get a kick out of doing nothing. FUCK LAKE ZURICH

Jim: yo dude, want to go to Lake Zurich?

Mike: FUCK THAT TOWN.

by PEACE_ESKIMO June 14, 2009

Zürich

The true capital of Switzerland and simply put the best city in the world. Home to Switzerland's best football team Grasshopper Club Zürich and home to everything that's good in the world.

Non-Zürcher 1: "I wish I was from Zürich."
Non-Zürcher 2: "I know life sucks."

by Samichlaus April 22, 2011

fc zürich

The best football club in all of switzerland, the only football club in the city of zürich, even if stupid people tell you something else. The club has a history of buying cheap talents and selling them for big money, there's also an excellent youth academy system that brought us players like Ricardo Rodriguez or Nico Elvedi. Even if the club has been mediocre on the football pitch in recent times, the fans are amongst the best in the country, their away atmosphere is even number 1.

Fc zürich is the greatest team in the world

by 13.5.2006 June 6, 2020

Zurich

A city in Switzerland that is constantly being owned by Basel in every way possible.

Guy from Zurich: "Do saichsch in Ofä!"
Guy from Basel: "d'Züri schiint dään z'soone... >.< Dobbeli"

by CharlieBuck April 22, 2011

Zürich

A very handsome man with a large penis, 6’6 220 lbs and shredded abs, multi-millionaire, 5.0 GPA, and committed to Vanderbuilt for baseball

Omg Zürich is so hot!

by sjdjrjjeee August 19, 2021

zurich day

a day in which you find and beat the heck out of a fat guy, usually with a large forehead.
zurich day actually has no specific date, but it is said to occur every tuesday.

guy: hey, its Joe Rooke ! lets celebrate Zurich day! we can beat the shit out of him using random objects in this room!

Joe: lololololololol pwnorz. i suck teh hax'd penis.

by billo sadgiyev March 6, 2008

zuriath

The kind of girl to be a petty but nice/sweet girl. She cares for people but sometimes can be mean without knowing she was. She is a very funny person to be around and her unique personality is what sets her away from everyone else that you might come across. Remember to befriend her but you never want to become her enemy because of the consequences she might bring you. Also very smart top of her class and will always help you when you need that helping hand in any subject

Zuriath helped me today with work and she was very sweet towards me the whole day today.

by La loca 🤪 April 17, 2020