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99 ZULU

A Top Secret Army Military Occupational Specialty Code also known as The Army Combat Ninja. Like most ninjas, a 99 Zulu is considered one of the most bad ass people on the planet. In addition to normal ninja skills, (Silent, invisible, and extremely deadly) Zulus are very proficient in the "knife hand" known only to the trade. Some 99 Zulus have been rumored to meet at a place known only as H Squared. It should be understood that if you ever encounter one, you should lay down, curl into the fetal position, and wait for a quick, clean, and very silent death.
Chuck Norris met a 99 Zulu one time. Thats why you dont see him on TV anymore.
by General Griffin February 25, 2009
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Zulu'd

When a fighter gets rocked by the first punches of fight and then swiftly finished off while flopping around confused on the ground.

Refers to a mixed martial arts event between Fedor Emelianenko and Zuluzhino, aka "Zulu".

When Emelianenko later defeated Tim Sylvia in a fashion reminiscent of his performance against Zulu, it was said that Sylvia "got Zulu'd".
Did you see Fedor vs. Gary Goodrige? He got Zulu'd even before Zulu got Zulu'd!
by beefmerciful.com January 4, 2010
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flaming zulu

Referring to rugby players (mainly) jumping off the roof of the rugby house, with lit toilet paper out of their butts, drinking a beer on the way down.
Hey man, John borrowed my topical ointment after he did five flaming zulus last night.
by Eugene Kostin August 1, 2006
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zuluman

warrior, man who is fearless of dying
tyson was so zuluman early in his career
by doran May 9, 2005
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zulu hammer

when a black man slaps his black cock on a woman's forehead
by IMAWSUM September 3, 2007
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zulu

A huge tribe of 30,000 warriors who inhabited Zululand, which is in present day South Africa. The British army decided to conquer zululand, and setup small garrisons of troops to scout it. These were massacred by the Zulu's, and so enraged, the Mighty British Empire rained its' fury on the tribesmen. For several weeks the Zulu tribes laid low, hoping to evade detection. But some 1,200 British Troops and 300 tag-alongs (peaceful natives, soldiers wives etc.) were cut off by water and decided to camp in territory the zulu's were watching. Overnight, the Zulu's gathered and sent 7,000 soldiers onto the camp, killing all but a handful of tag-alongs who escaped when they heard screaming. The Zulu took thier guns and marched on Rorke's Drift, a small military hosital. Rorke's drift was manned by 97 ready soldiers, housed 36 wounded, 14 helpful natives five officers and two lieutenants, one of which was new to the area. They recieved news of the impending Zulu attack, but the new liuetenant demanded that they stay to defend the hospital and chapel. A passing preacher intimidated the natives to throw down thier guns and leave, because of the extreme odds. With Just 141 soldiers (One of the tag-alongs rushed to help them) they took on 4,500 Zulu warriors, 1,200 of which were armed and killed 2,500 Zulus. In comparison, 15 British died on the day, and 8 later died of battle wounds before the Zulu's saluted fellow braves and left. Rorke's Drift signalled the unparalled training of the British amry, but also that the Zulu army, which had impressive capabilities, wouldn't even last until 1880 (Rorke's drift was 22nd-23rd January 1879). Eventually, the Zulu army had to surrender, and became the exploit of the rich. Zulu tribesmen still inhabit South Africa's east coast and centre, but are no longer the dominating force.
The British have much to thank the Zulu for. What was the most impossible military victory ever occured against the zulu, and allowed the victors to return home instilling a strong sense of national pride.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
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Zuluworriror

A knight in shining armour that likes to run around like a headless chicken whilst beating his meat and taking a shit on the floor
I'm going to be a zuluworriror today
by Oi oi terry September 21, 2017
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