Zooted

to smoke weed to the point of being way past complety stoned

jacob, i'm zooted man..

by mastadoja September 30, 2003

zooted outta my socks

so fucked up that you can barely walk and talk. all you can think about is how fucked up you are. you are more than just zooted, more than high or drunk, you are zooted outta your socks

bro. i am zooted outta my socks. i’m so fucked up.

by Your #1 vaper February 5, 2019

dumb zooted

Aka. Danish, where you are so baked you can't feel or see anything.

DANISH YOU ARE DUMB ZOOTED RIGHT NOW.

by Alex Danish April 21, 2018

crack zooted

to be so f**ked up (by a illegal drug) that you cant see straight and have a incredible urge to dance

Me and my friends walked around staten island crack zooted after smoking that 20 piece

by Lil Chino January 4, 2009

zooted

Being so high that you forget your own name.

Dude, I am just zooted.

by Pro-v July 26, 2009

Zooted

Zooted: Straight fucked up after doing any certain drug

Kaylin: What's good?

Josh: Sheeeit girl... You know I'm just Zooted.

Kaylin: Nigga, your walways Zooted.

Josh: YOUR ALWAYS ZOOTED TOO!

by Joneski151 May 28, 2012

Zooted

A way to describe how you feel after ingesting a large amount of cocaine; very coke'd up.

"Man, I was so coke'd up last night. I can't believe that eight ball only lasted an hour."

"For real my dude, I was fuckin' zooted!

by Esko911 March 27, 2011