zoom boobs

When your colleague accidentally shows their boobs on a Zoom call

Ashley: "Can you guys see my screen"
Me: "Nice zoom boobs"
Zoom: *Ashley left the call*

by ChiefInspekta April 15, 2021

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Zoom broom

Eliminating the background distractions.

“Denise,” went the text from my boss last Sunday, “when we do the meetup with Amway could you please do a zoom broom on your so-called office -- jettison the vibrators, the pogo stick, the pink silk thingie hanging just on screen. The signed blowup of Bono from ’98 too. We don’t want Chris to think we’re wack. Oh, and could you make sure that snot-nosed Berry doesn’t poke her face in?”
“Shithead,” I replied under my breath, “It’s not Zoom, it’s WebEx. It's not Berry, it's Valley. Plus, I only accept texted managerial counsel of under 10 words.”

To prep for the interview (for the job he didn’t even want, but it would pay for tacos) Panda did a quick zoom broom in the study he “shared” with mama, backlighting the Mac and taking down the hanging hooked rug depicting a bald eagle descending upon a Hudson River ice floe. Darn these Zoom gigs, he thought, feeling pretty sure he’d have to shave his soul patch.

by Hifalutin! February 5, 2022

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Zoom Bomber

Some asshole that thinks it is funny to prank a live online zoom lecture. The zoom bomber is usually just some random fucker that joins and fucks with the professor/s.

This random bloke joined our online meeting and started screaming at his mom to the shut the fuck up. We were all wondering who the hell is this guy then, he pulled out a bong and started to smoke. At this point we knew we were dealing with a zoom bomber.

by RealDealNeal420 April 4, 2020

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