Zonning

The ultimate state of chill where you're so unbothered and detached that it comes off as kind of savage. When someone’s in "zon mode," they’re totally unfazed by drama, stress, or other people's issues, but that level of not caring can make them seem a little too cold or distant. It’s like being so laid-back that you might accidentally give off major IDGAF vibes.

"Dude’s in full zonning right now—he’s so unbothered, it’s lowkey like he doesn’t even care."

by CVanHelsing August 12, 2024

ZON

Short version of "AMAZON".

I just placed an order with ZON (zon).

by Douglas45 September 16, 2024

Zonned

When a package is ordered from Amazon

Them: “did you order that thing I needed?”
Me: yeah, I just zonned it.

by Lady Lachrymose February 21, 2022

Son-zon

When she tells you that she is proud of you like a mother would be proud of her son

Sam was trying to make her jealous by naming out women he went out with.She just son-zoned him

by Aegon Targaryen November 22, 2018

Zon

This for a bitch think Ima spoil her and in return ima just get a nut and a headache aht aht I like gifts and get irritated when I’m hungry too I spoil you you spoil me

I’m not a Zaddy ima Zon ima take ya money and have fun.

by GGOTTIGOTIT June 28, 2019