JIZZASTER

A tragic sexual act that ends up in bitter disappointment.

"...turns out we were both bottoms. It was SUCH a jizzaster!"

"...turns out we were both bottoms. It was SUCH a jizzaster!"

by Fenoogle September 30, 2014

jizzaster

Dissaster involving jizz or to jizz before any sexual activity takes place.

Joe:Hey Jack. How did you get that white stuff on your hand?
Jack:I had a jizzaster.

by Urban Ranger April 14, 2003

Jizzaster

any problem having to do with sexual intercourse or a relationship

That one-night stand was a jizzaster.
Wow, we should have used a condom;that could have been a jizzaster.

by Khalid Foster Wallace October 21, 2010

Jizzaster

An unexplained and unnatural disaster that results in everyone covered in jizz

"This movie theatre floor is so sticky, what a jizzaster."

by Skin-NY November 30, 2014

pizzaster

1. An attempt to make pizza that ends in a disaster.

2. A pizza making attempt that didn't come out well or resulted in a terrible pizza that is not edible

This is a pizzaster! No one can eat it.

by Kessy Asuamah December 29, 2020

dizzaster

Commonly used slang nickname for the actual word 'Disaster'. Usually used by high egoistic males usually programmers who think of themselves as geniuses.

Dude's a dizzaster

by xuniL June 22, 2021

Rizzaster

Ex1: A person who has rizz but only on 4/10 and below

Ex2: someone that rizzes up someone who is not on there level(younger by multiple years or being a pedo) bc they can’t pull

The senior class pedo is trying to rizz up my sister (she is 11) it was a rizzaster

by Therizzaster January 10, 2024