Zonked

(Adjective) Usually caused by drug use, it’s when you’re not sleepwalking but not fully awake either. You’re awake, but you’re acting as if you had no agency and things only happen to you. But also you’re not like a zombie.

You’re just ZONKED

by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover March 23, 2019

Zinedine Zidaned

To head-butt someone in the sternum, solar plexus or abdomen in the fashion of famous French footballer Zinedine Zidane in the 2006 World Cup final. To use one's head as a battering ram or weapon as Zidane did.

He was attacking me, so I leaned over and Zinedine Zidaned him right in the chest. The dude fell over flat.

by shanav May 26, 2010

Zoinked

To be HIIIIGHHH AFFFF

Yo bro im so zoinked i don't even know if i can do all that right now

by YoungFolk June 13, 2018

Zinkey

Someone who stinks like shit or tzatziki and smells like they haven't showered/shaved in years

Guy1: dude John was blowing his breath at me man it smelt like rotten mouldy Tzatziki

Guy2: Smells like the last time he had a wash was at his baptism

Guy3: What a massive Zinkey

by Johnrossidisreekslikecheesydik December 23, 2018

zoinked

When your so fucking high that you wonder why buildings are called buildings when there already built and wondering why apparetments are called apartments when there not appart

Im so fucking zoinked right now bro

by fuck yo bitch nigga chicken st July 2, 2018

zonked Out

When some one has passed out.

"I am about to zonk out."
"She just zonked out!"
"I'm about to be zonked out."

by TheLegitBritX March 24, 2012

Zonked

The state of which you feel when high

Guys I'm fully zonked right now

by hopeythecokeaddict August 8, 2019