Skip to main content

gestimate

to guess about a situation
The electric meters were not read every month. The electric company gestimates the electric usage at times
by Gerlinde Deaton October 4, 2007
mugGet the gestimate mug.

Hestimate

To (very) hesitantly - nervously and not certain - guess or calculate the cost, size, value, etc. of something.
"I ehhr hestimate it was something like - I don't know - twenty? Thousand? Or ten thousand years ago."
by Lalas1972 February 15, 2017
mugGet the Hestimate mug.

Estimated Time of Bitching

When you make your girl angry wait for all hell to break loose
Tristan: Man, I made her mad
Michael: What's the Estimated Time of Bitching? (ETB)
Tristan: I'd say about 5 seconds
by Tha Gort June 18, 2017
mugGet the Estimated Time of Bitching mug.

zestometer

Scale showing how zesty people are.
5 categories: “zestier than a lemon tree”, “closet is invisible”, “closet is translucent glass”, “straight as a line without a ruler”, “straight as a line with a ruler”and “homophobic
With “Zestier than a lemon tree” as most zesty and so on.
1) Girl 1: “she’s so pretty” *stares at woman lovingly*

Girl 2: “are you gay?”
Girl 1: “no, I’m super straight
Girl 2: “I might have to move you up on the zestometer then”

2) Girl 1: “what’s your rating on the zestometer”
Girl 2: “im zestier than a lemon tree cos I’m a lime”
by Gaygobbler July 3, 2023
mugGet the zestometer mug.

Anal estimate

When you give an estimate and pull the numbers from your ass.
The mechanic had no idea what the problem was so he gave me an anal estimate.
by moreaveragethanmost March 17, 2020
mugGet the Anal estimate mug.

Pre-Estimate Meeting

An extremely valuable meeting with all of the best minds at the table to ensure all the right specifications and customer requirements are in place so that we can estimate and price the work effectively in order to win the work. (For the sake of efficiency - these meetings should be held after the structural designs have either been approved or we are 92% sure that the design will be approved)
This morning we went to the pre-estimate meeting after the structural design had been approved! It was so fun and there was a lot of amazing information gathered!
by TJBoissinot February 24, 2022
mugGet the Pre-Estimate Meeting mug.

intentional false estimate

A charge that is not yet a criminal offense, but should be. Deliberately mis-stating how long something will take, how much it will cost, or how difficult it will be.

Originated by Larry Miller and Colonel Jeff Fox.
Tim: It's real close, an easy 5-10 minutes hike.
David (after a 30 minute hike straight up the side of a mountain): That wasn't 10 minutes!
Tim: I knew if I told you the truth, you wouldn't do it.
David: That's an intentional false estimate. You should be in jail, asshole.

Her: We just have to stop in at the party and say "hi". 30 minutes tops.
Him (2 hours later): 30 minutes!? 30 minutes?! Intentional false estimate!
Her: Just like, "the game will be over in 5 minutes?"
by Evadgib December 15, 2011
mugGet the intentional false estimate mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email