National Beat A Zoophile Day

On December 8th you can beat up any zoophile, and they can't fight back.

National Beat A Zoophile Day
Guy 1: Hey, I'm a zoophile
Guy 2: You have 5 seconds to run.

by SparkieFlake November 27, 2021

Zoophile

A human being that rapes animals claiming to be inlove when it is impossible for the animal to love a human sexually zoophiles are animal rapist please help them help its illegal rape is abuse stop them

Zoophiles everyday:

Disgusting person: im gonna shag my dog cause im disgusting and should die teehee
Dog: running away
Disgusting: stop running away ur teasing me

Dog: scared
Disgusting:* using dog as sex toy*
Dog: traumatized and get less touchy and hides more
Disgusting: getting more pets to use as sex toys

by ...__...me December 16, 2021

zedophile

A person who enjoys being in a fur suit

You see that guy Zach over there, he is such a zedophile

by AngryBirdFan January 25, 2023

Zoophile

someone who is in love with animals like dogs and cats instead of a human being

Son/Daughter: Dad, I'm a zoophile

Dad: Shut the fuck up I wish I left you a long time ago👴

by Daquantavious May 8, 2022

zelophilia

When a person is sexually aroused by jealous feelings

Zelophilia

by FreewillGnome March 18, 2018

Zerophilia

Zerophilia is a rare genetic condition affecting those who possess an extra "Z" chromosome, in addition to the standard gender-determining X and Y chromosomes. Following their first experience of sexual intercourse, Zerophiliacs may change gender whenever they are sexually aroused.

Since Sean has Zerophilia, he fears if he has sex with his girlfriend, he'll wake up in the morning as Shauna.

by ZerophiliacsHaveMoreFun January 2, 2010

Zoophiles

Zoophiles are sick people that has a sexual attraction to animals. they aren't humans, they are monsters.

zoophiles should be in jail

by Clovxerx February 17, 2022