zeldaphile

A person who becomes sexually aroused by the Zelda video games.

The reason Timmy is humping his Wii is because he is a Zeldaphile

by The dark lord happypants August 3, 2007

Zoophile

Mfs so desperate for love that they rely on non consenting animals for pleasure since they cant get any bitches, disgusting scum of the earth.

#arrestallzoophiles

by davetyds April 17, 2022

Masquerading Asshole Pedophile

The correct abbreviation of MAP.

Minor Attracted Person? More like Masquerading Asshole Pedophile.

by APersonWhoMightBeInsane January 13, 2022

Zoophile

A sick in the head human being who is sexually attracted to an animal.

Many may try to tempt the animal into engaging in sexual intercourse or rape them, and should therefore be locked up for the rest of there lives as animals can not consent to something like that and it’s revolting.

See bestiality.

Hey Helen, what’s your sexuality?

“Oh I’m a zoophile.”

You sick fuck.

by Bob’s Asmr August 8, 2019

pedophile van

A large, older van, typically brown or white in color, and often with tinted front windows and no windows in the back. Not all pedophile vans are used for the purpose of luring young children to kidnap with promises of candy or toys, but if somebody were to decide they wanted to do this, a pedophile van would be the perfect vehicle.

My friend just bought a total pedophile van. Either he is a rapist or has very poor choices in vehicles.

by ihatebuffering March 21, 2011

Zoophile

A mentally ill person who thinks it’s ok to do it with animals

Person 1: I’m a zoophile
Person 2: please die

by Caniscorpze January 29, 2022

fedophile

A TSA agent sworn to serve and protect the flying public by molesting children.

Those TSA fedophiles want the right to unionize.

AFL-CIO?

No, NAMBLA.

by nrbrkr December 4, 2010