zedern

adjective; synonym to legendary, marvelous, but has a stronger meaning than both

Example:

Dude 1: Dude, did you see that? I flipped a coin and it didn't fall over!

Dude 2: Yeah I saw it, that was zedern!

by mr_mark December 6, 2011

Zedjealous

"Zedjealous" or "zealous jealous" is a phrase used to describe a person showing an irrational disliking something because they are jealous of it.

This could be the dislike of a person because of their advantages or achievements, or an object if the jealous individual wishes they had the foresight or means to obtain it.

Zedjealous people often have so little to look forward to in their own lives that they show irrational hatred towards those that do. - Zedjealous people are otherwise known as sad little bastards.

Rob: "Your car is shit!"

Clive: "Got a reason?"

Rob: "You're gay!"

Clive: "Zedjealous bitch!" *walks away*

by Bobsux August 7, 2010

Mao Zedong Express

A sexual position, held for an extended period of time, in which a bound sexual partner will perform fellatio upon a partner wearing a cockring, ensuring that the intercourse will last for an inordinate amount of time, with no payoff.

"Bitch was being a major cocktease, so I put her on the Mao Zedong Express."

by Mikhail "Fail" Bakunin February 18, 2018

mao zedong

1. n. Vile, evil ruler of China from the end of WWII to the early 1970's. Killed millions of his own people with forced collectivization of agriculture, the "Great Leap Forward," and most of all with the power-restoration maneuver resulting from the famine created by Great Leap Forward known as the "Cultural Revolution." Faclitated a transfer of power to a group of even more evil people called the Gang of Four that included his wife. The tyrant can be considered on equal footing with the next definition.

2. n. The excrement of Microtus pennsylvanicus. You guessed it, its "mousie dung."

An example of Mao Zedong's thinking can be taken from his book, "The Wit and Wisdom of Chairman Mao," where he writes, "Politics comes out of the barrel of a gun."

by Dan Weyandt January 6, 2008

Zeroeth Law

A Zeroeth Law is a law that is added to another set of laws at a later date.

It is usually so important that the other laws cannot function without it, yet so obvious that nobody thought it needed stating.

The Zeroeth Law of thermodynamics: If objects B and C are both in thermal equilibrium with object A, then they are in thermal equilibrium with each other.

Isaac Asimov's Zeroth Law of Robotics: A robot may not harm humanity, or through inaction allow humanity to come to harm.

Newton's Zeroeth Law of Motion: If objects A and B are moving relative to object C at velocities v1 and v2, then they are moving relative to each other at velocity v3 which is the difference between v1 and v2. (Note: This law is now known not to be true, especially near the speed of light. That's where Einstein comes in)

The Zeroeth Commandment: Thou Shalt believe all of this and never question what thou art told.

by George McBob June 22, 2009

zeroexia

losing weight by becoming such an asshole that no one will share their food with you, or give you a ride anywhere.

"I barely recognized Cameron as we drove past him in the rain, he's lost so much weight from zeroexia"

by beatrix forthingay September 18, 2012

Zedejah

A Zedejah is a girl who has been through a lot and overcame many obstacles but is one of the most sensitive and over-caring person you will ever meet. She is a strong/open minded person who fights hard for things she KNOWS is right. She is always there for you no matter what type of terms yall are on and will give her last to make sure ANYONE is okay. If you ever find a Zedejah you should keep her in your life because she really can change your life for the better

Man Zedejah really a fye ass girl for real!

by NikonWhite21 November 22, 2021