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Zanking

The act of sexually assaulting someone that is the same gender as you. Mostly dick touching.
He zanking Michael in the sport shed
by z4nky69 May 28, 2025
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Zank

Someone that is hot short fast and never stops running
by Zanktastic May 23, 2023
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Zank

Something to call somebody when the person cannot think logically or be reasonable.
Dude, you're a Zank right now.

Man, I can't believe I was friends with a Zank.
by FriesWorshipsSppokAsAJokeOther September 15, 2020
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Zanking

zanking is where you drag something so hard that you shall now be known as a zanker
bro your ZANKING”
by HiZachifyouseethisthenhehehe September 8, 2025
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Zank

Zank (verb)
To sell an item at nearly 50% of what you paid for it.
Bill got a really expensive guitar and then went off to college. I hope he doesn't zank it.
by Faeotic October 23, 2025
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oh zank

A thing that Ellen and Tilde invented.
"OH ZANK ELLEN"
"OH ZANK TILDE"
by Zankisas December 25, 2016
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Zank

Beav unit was doing mad zank last night.
by Mc Scumbag September 14, 2017
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