Zank

Something to call somebody when the person cannot think logically or be reasonable.

Dude, you're a Zank right now.

Man, I can't believe I was friends with a Zank.

by FriesWorshipsSppokAsAJokeOther September 15, 2020

Zank

Used to describe something so amazing beyond human nature that only the zankiest of them all can understand

Hey ts is so zanky twin

Ikr im so zanked rn

by Zankman4000 July 26, 2025

Zanking

The act of a penis being caught in a trouser zip whilst masturbating.

Jimmy had to put it away in a hurry and got caught zanking.

by Cook371 September 17, 2014

oh zank

A thing that Ellen and Tilde invented.

"OH ZANK ELLEN"
"OH ZANK TILDE"

by Zankisas December 25, 2016

Zank

Cocaine

Beav unit was doing mad zank last night.

by Mc Scumbag September 14, 2017