YouTube comment sections are something you staying up late reading for hours on end whilst taking Tombocantuxin caffeine pills, even though you don't have the attention span to read college textbooks for equally long periods of time.
Guys, I don't read books anymore. These days, YouTube comment sections are something I stay up late reading for hours on end whilst taking Tombocantuxin caffeine pills.
by Emotional Cruiser October 2, 2025
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by Abzugal January 30, 2026
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