speak for yourself

Used to tell someone that an opinion they have expressed is not shared by oneself.

Guy 1: "It's normal for someone to feel nervous on the day."
Guy 2: "Speak for yourself... i'm not."

by SolCalibre June 14, 2018

YEET yourself off a bridge

When you a simpin nigga cause you missing yo ex... so you wanna die but in a cool way

You ever wanna YEET yourself off a bridge??

by Ars3n August 19, 2019

Cause you touch yourself at night...

Phrase used to answer a question involving 'why' or 'how'. Usually sounds perverted, such as the phrase 'Thats what she said'

"Daddy. Why are there no dinosaurs?"
"Cause you touch yourself at night..."

"How is this possible?!"
"Cause you touch yourself at night..."

by Mr. Frank the Urbanite February 21, 2009

eat yourself

When someone says they are going to eat you, this is what you say to them.

Bob: I'm gonna eat you!
John: Eat yourself!

by The Gay Cheetahmen December 29, 2011

Stifle Yourself

A very impolite way of telling someone to be quiet.

Edith, would you stifle yourself!

by mattstric August 13, 2011

paint yourself into a corner

To put oneself in a situation with no visible solution or alternative; to get into a mess

You'd paint yourself into a corner by doing that particular thing.

by Ultraviolent- January 7, 2010

I’m going to shit yourself

A terrifying phrase of death that makes no sense but does make sense

Murderer in dream: chasing me
Me: turns dream to lucid dream
Me to Murderer: I’m going to shit yourself

by Rayaster July 8, 2021