Whatever floats your waterlogged goat.

Used instead of whatever floats your boat, whatever floats your goat, and whatever floats your waterlogged boat". A goat totally can't float, because it's waterlogged. See?

Joe: I'm gonna do an internet!
Pete: Whatever floats your waterlogged goat...
Joe: What the actual fuck?

by come along pond November 26, 2011

your a goat

It is a meaning that refers to someone being caught in the middle of something stupid and or doing that stupid thing.

Your a goat you dumbass! That guy over there is such a goat for telling that fake story.

by Zombiehugger0 March 20, 2015

Goat milk IV: Nun-of your business

A hardcore porno involving goats covered in blueberry jam, nuns, barbed wire and a rounded off crucifix. These series of disgusting events lead to describe any situation that is extremely disgusting or deviant. only the first part of the title is used in a description.

How to use Goat milk IV: nun-of your business
Whoa did you see that chick?

Yeah she is soO goat milk!

by Flippy the cowgirl March 19, 2010

your next door neighbors goat

The most epic comeback response since "your mum" it will leave the person your owning comebackless, no response can top this one.

Ellen: Your mums fat
William: Your next door neighbors goat's fat.

Robert: Your gay
William: Your next door neighbors goat's gay

by bigwillyp January 27, 2010

throw your goats up

To make either the "Anarchy" or "Goats' Head" hand sign by using your thumb to hold down the middle and ring fingers, while extending the index and pinky fingers. Most often seen at cheese-ball metal concerts, i.e. Slayer, Metallica, Pantera, etc. And some punk concerts i.e. Black Flag, AFI,
Sinead O'Connor

Bro, they're about to play Ride The lightning man, awesome dude, throw your goats up so they know we're hardcore, blood, death, satan, yeah!!!!!

by Chrisculpt27 February 20, 2007

Calm your goats

To tell a person to calm down or to relax.

Jeff said calm your goats to Martha when she was starting to get mad.

by Toeatcake May 21, 2019

Goats your float

A condescending phrase used to express indifference to someone who has an opposing (wrong) opinion.

Dude 1: "The Earth is flat - I have proof!"
Dude 2: "Whatever goats your float, man."

by GoatYourFloat December 19, 2022