Beat your Meat

Stroke your salami. To jack off!

I caught Tonio beating his Meat.

by KRAZY-D & Big - C April 13, 2003

beat your feet

to get moving quickly

I told you to have my daughter back by midnight! Beat your feet kid, and don't come back! You can't tell time!

by talk2me-JCH2 July 22, 2022

Beat your Meat

Masterbation in an up and down motion.(preformed by male or females willing to do it for you.)

Marcus almost got caught beating his meat.

by Ricky Rivers September 15, 2003

Beat your meat

To tenderise and loosen a piece of meat before cooking to allow ease while cutting and eating, and also actions such as stuffing, rolling, and skewering are easier.
This technique is generally done with meat mallets or with naturally occurring enzymes. For the former solution, pressure must be applied evenly over the meat or else if pounded too hard, it may break.

Jarvis prefers his meat soft and juicy. Be sure to beat your meat before marinating it.

by I'm online March 4, 2019

beat your dudley

A slang form of the word masterbation

I was beatin my dudley last night while i was thinking of your mom.

by Russell Collins June 22, 2005

Beat Your Face

When a Make Up Artist Goes to Work on Someone's Face. Making them go From Plain Jane to Diva

Basically, the term make-up artist uses to say I'm going to put make-up on your face.

Client: My face needs some make-up

MUA: Let me Beat your face

by BuckE December 24, 2012

Beat your ass

To beat somebody up

Timmons beat your ass up

by DickheadSickness March 27, 2017