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You need slappin dahn!

Something one (usually a camp drip of a wimp) says when they've had enough of being fucked around with. Usually followed by racially motivated attack on a minor, perpatrated by said camp drip of a wimp. Alternate forms include "You need slapping down." and "You, my dear boy, are in need of a good spanking in the downward direction."
In the garage, Jordan calls Ben Mitchell a sap (he meant to say puff but Eastenders is supposedly "family viewing". Hah!)

Ben was pissed off, so much so that he could've even said Bubbly's in the fridge . But instead, Ben picked up the wrench menacingly and wailed "You need slappin dahn!" before opening the proverbial can of whoop ass on Jordan.
by Mons†er August 26, 2011
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You Need More Cores

Generally lacking in devices with high computational power.

The slowest player to load during a multi-player game.

Can also be used to express ignorance/inferiority.
Are you sporting a RAZR flip phone? You need more cores.

Are you still on AOL? You need more cores.

Are you running AMD? You need more cores.

Are you in a Counter-Strike OGL 2v2 Modem League? You need more cores.
by HoldTheLine January 4, 2013
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you need some milk

Kid 1: You suck!!!
Kid 2: I don't suck! You need some milk!
by FieryButter May 10, 2016
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you need a helmet

a phrase which questions ones mental capacity and/or sobriety. synonomous to "you're retarded." or "you're wasted."
person 1: "is the reason ground beef brown because it comes from the ground?"
person 2: "you need a helmet."
by pr1cklygoo January 4, 2010
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you need to see this

The words uttered by any person in the process of shoving a tablet, smart phone, or any other video or photo transmitting device in your face. Sometimes it's interesting and inappropriate, but usually in a workplace environment it's the same boring pics of a coworker's kids or grandkids doing typical and predictable kids or grandkids foolishness.
(While pushing an IPad into your face zone) "Dude, you need to see this."
by KImCobain March 5, 2015
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You need Jesus!

For when someone is deciding to be a dumb person.
Charlotte: haiuhlssisghj
Shirley: wth?
Charlotte: suygkhjdipdugvciuyhifgvcgiufgh
Shirley: Charlotte, I-
Charlotte: SIYXLKUHIUHKGUODHGJVIUHDB DHODHJVHUODHJVHDUHVDHU
Shirley and Alpen: YOU NEED JESUS!
Charlotte: wha?
Shirley: *SLAPS THE FUCKING BIBLE AGAINST CHARLOTTE'S FACE*
by *cough* hello July 3, 2019
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you need help

The voices in your head are going to get you into a lot of trouble
You would be doing yourself great favor if you seriously sought help
I am not kidding or being nasty. I am being truthful and honest
How can you continue living like this?
Your quality of life is close to zero
You once told me something. That sometimes happiness is pain. I am not sure if you remember that but i do. But I just didn't realize how twisted your mind is

I didn't realise you actually meant what you said
I didn't realize you meant that not only do you gain pleasure out of your own unhappiness but you are infinitely more happy when you inflict pain on others.

that is not normal. Instead of allowing yourself to destroy elements remaining of you whilst slandering everyone around you, why don't you just seek help instead of accommodating your ill mental health. And not only that but lying and projecting your own mental insanity on others so you can deny and hide your rueful secret to protect your identity ans self image?

You're sick individual. And that one day when we sat I class giving an overview of our thesis, I wanted nothing to do but to punch your face for all your lies and falsehoods. I wanted to do nothing more than to reveal to everyone the person you really are.
but then I held back because I realised, thats not my job - thats God's job
You need help. Get help. You're delusional and should NOT be a psychologist

- the flautist
by love_maiden July 27, 2014
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