yoghurt weaver

Self-righteous, middle class, pseudo hippy herbal tea drinker. Known to remove the shoes of ordinary folk and trap them in their homes feeding them organic vegan food (usually lentil or chick pea based products) and giving them slathering hugs. Ecover and mooncups are a must.

"This is a no shoe household..."

by rabid leek May 10, 2004

sloppy yoghurt

When you ejaculate into a females vagina and they then squat over your mouth and you proceed to then slurp up your own cum.

Hey, baby wanna do a Sloppy yoghurt tonight?

by Jabboa November 5, 2018

baby yoghurt

See sperm, cum and jizz.

After I shot my baby yoghurt over her tits, I told her to clean herself up and make me a cup of tea.

by matt-leics April 13, 2004

Man Yoghurt

A thick, creamy substance that is launched from a man's penis; cum.

Jeremy was furiously whipping up some man yoghurt for his girlfriend.

by Tund March 6, 2008

yoghurt factory

when a female has a large ammount of unprotected sex, then fails to 'clean out the closet' in her next shower, leaving the males bi-product to fester in her body, causing a chemical fermentation making the product into a very yoghurt like liquid

don't sleep with that girl man, i've heard she's a first rate yoghurt factory

by dj dribillz July 9, 2011

bottomless yoghurt

A large amount of semen

I filled your mum with my bottomless yoghurt

by Pablo chacon March 7, 2015

Wet Yoghurt

someone who is a bit dumb and a bit of a wanker

that Jon kid is a bit of a wet yoghurt don't ya think?

by donaldchump June 11, 2018