Get the Dave! Yognaught mug.A derogatory term to describe the new urban hipster who practices yoga, and can be seen wandering the city streets fourbucks latte in one hand, cellphone in the other, yogamat slung over their shoulder.
As I entered the coffee shop, two "yogabonds" with rolled yogamats slung over shoulder rudely pushed their way past me gibbering about chakras as they guzzled their lattes in a mad rush to get to the nearby Yoga studio and "relax".
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Every guy's favorite type of yoga and a national past time.
Often practiced by single males as a form of relaxation. It involves stroking one's genitals until aroused and a warm sticky substance is omitted. This leads to a soothing sensation that makes one drowsy.
Every guy's favorite type of yoga and a national past time.
Often practiced by single males as a form of relaxation. It involves stroking one's genitals until aroused and a warm sticky substance is omitted. This leads to a soothing sensation that makes one drowsy.
Monica: Why were you late for work today?
John: I was doing hand yoga.
Monica: Can I join you next time?
John: Only if you plan on participating.
John: I was doing hand yoga.
Monica: Can I join you next time?
John: Only if you plan on participating.
by Kwes Luv September 14, 2014
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"Don't blame others unless you're perfect"
STAN TALENT, STAN KIM YOHAN
"Don't blame others unless you're perfect"
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A: do you know Kim Yohan?
B: of course! Who didn't know him. He is talented person. Everyone loves him
B: of course! Who didn't know him. He is talented person. Everyone loves him
by yorangdan August 20, 2020
Get the Kim Yohan mug.What you call a fan of the yogpod (See: Yogpod YognaughtI Am Dave! Yognau(gh)t)
Yognaut is if you are more a fan of Lewis and Yognaught is if you're more a fan of Simon.
If you see a fellow Yognaut in public you MUST do the salute and say 'I Am Dave! Yognau(gh)t'(pronunciation:I Am Dave Exclamation Mark Yognaut).
Yognaut is if you are more a fan of Lewis and Yognaught is if you're more a fan of Simon.
If you see a fellow Yognaut in public you MUST do the salute and say 'I Am Dave! Yognau(gh)t'(pronunciation:I Am Dave Exclamation Mark Yognaut).
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Guy2:'I Am Dave ! Yognaut/Yognaught!'
Guy1:'I Am Dave ! Yognaut/Yognaught!'
Guy3:Wtf
Guy2:'I Am Dave ! Yognaut/Yognaught!'
Guy1:'I Am Dave ! Yognaut/Yognaught!'
Guy3:Wtf
by Markk116 September 22, 2011
Get the Yognaut/Yognaught mug.A Yoana is a female with the capacity to act exactly like your mother while also providing you with the best experience a girlfriend can give. She is smart, careful and considerate. Her beauty is undeniable and attracts all men with a pulse. Her words linger like the sweet scent of a rose as they come into contact with you. Like many flowers, she also has thorns. This can be seen in her dark side as she enjoys be extremely rough with those she loves the most.
Guy 1: Hey did you notice that girl over in the corner? I can't look away from her beauty..
Guy 2: Oh wow bro, she must be a Yoana, she makes me feel at home.
Guy 2: Oh wow bro, she must be a Yoana, she makes me feel at home.
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