a motor vehicle used to "tour down the street" for lunch when one lazy bastard takes the day off and then comes in between the hours of 1:05 and 2:00. it is also used to eat ones lunch in.
Dec: rory has come up to give us a lift in THE YOCK
or
Dec: where are we gonna eat our lunch ?
Marty: IN THE YOCK
or
Dec: where are we gonna eat our lunch ?
Marty: IN THE YOCK
by dec229 June 12, 2011
Get the the yockmug. pronunciation: /y-aw-ck/ past tense- yocked. It can be used to mean a variety of different things, anything that you want it to mean in the contex being used.
"Yo man, Stacy was so fucking yocked last night- she couldn't even walk down the hall without help."
by litmas101 January 13, 2017
Get the yockmug. Jeeze that (girls name) is a mad yock, she has fucked 4 of my friends last week and she i stirred the porridge last night.
Sally: oh i was out on the pish last night and i seen terry who has the 10 inch cock on the dance floor
Kelly: i am frightened by guys with big cocks, last time i had an 8 incher i couldn't walk for a week,
Sally: well i couldn't resist. i went over like the biggest whore and put the moves on him and made him take me home and give me a good fucking in my ass and in my cunt.
Kelly: Fucking hell Sally you are a Mad Yock
Sally: oh i was out on the pish last night and i seen terry who has the 10 inch cock on the dance floor
Kelly: i am frightened by guys with big cocks, last time i had an 8 incher i couldn't walk for a week,
Sally: well i couldn't resist. i went over like the biggest whore and put the moves on him and made him take me home and give me a good fucking in my ass and in my cunt.
Kelly: Fucking hell Sally you are a Mad Yock
by lovesdacock85 February 28, 2011
Get the Mad Yockmug. by Carl May 2, 2004
Get the new yockmug. an unappealing (visually) vagina.
by Tom G the 1 January 3, 2012
Get the yock monstermug. Being crosseyed
by KnightRider74 August 9, 2017
Get the cod yocksmug. A handjob where giver breathes lightly onto the head of the penis throughout until climax. No contact is required.
Receiver can provide two options. "Cue" or "No Cue," which Cue meaning giver is notified of climax or No Cue meaning giver is surprised.
Receiver can provide two options. "Cue" or "No Cue," which Cue meaning giver is notified of climax or No Cue meaning giver is surprised.
by JacqueLam June 17, 2017
Get the Yockmug.