yankel

Frantically and often unsuccessfully the process that bald men go through trying to "yank" a few strands of hair over the bald spot so "no one will know"

As Bob was riding in his new convertible, his yankel got airborne and almost lifted him from the car.

by Bryan H November 8, 2003

yokelled

derived from the word "yokel," meaning a bumpkin who was likely raised on a farm; the inference being that one with a rural upbringing would have to have impressive strength, so this term refers to someone who is physically powerful.

damn, i'm not fuckin with that dude, he's yokelled!

by boeing August 28, 2006

yakelyn

Yakelyn has a lot of amazing qualities about her but one thing that stands out he most is her ability to love. She is not afraid to show her love and affection, especially towards friends and family. She’s an animal lover and isn’t afraid to make a fool of herself as long as it gets the person her loves to laugh.

“I heard that girl was named after her moms friend, Yakelyn”

by JustShowingTheTruth August 22, 2018

Yakelbender

A person who really knows to to bend one's yakels. Sometimes...there's too much yakeling and not enough bending.
A politically correct term, when ballbreaker is unacceptable.
Nut Cracker?

As a customer, Mrs. Berman was a real yakelbender. She yakeled about the price and she bended about the color. But in the end, she bought. A sofa and a loveseat.

by The Big Girl October 12, 2009

Yokelversity

A shitty university in midwestern America. Usually, only local indbred retards go there. Their graduation rates are near zero, their acceptance rate is close to 100%, and their students are all entirely autistic.

No, I don't want to go to Wichita State Yokelversity. I have higher standards for myself.

by Awwwww yisssss March 1, 2017

Luke yakelashek

Luke yakelashek is a total God everyone loves him especially your mom hes smart and funny as hell and especially a hottie. All around he is my best friend

From Luke Murdock

Awe man, my mom just left the house

Ya shes at Luke yakelasheks house

by Yerdamindababy April 12, 2019

Yokel

a farmer type bum.. often called "Cletus" (Character from The Simpsons)

The Yokel Says, "Hey Ma, The rain is here!"

Ryan W or Cletus is a full dang yokel! dang right!

by ryan walsh May 3, 2005