Yolanda

Name for the alter ego of your drunk friend. She loves port by the fire and Harry potter erotica dreams. Keep your friends close but keep Yolanda closer. Avada tequila!

After Rachel's 9th shot of tequila she turned in to Yolanda, and the real party officially began.

by Spicy_tim April 27, 2016

Yolandahrannadquia Williamina

A very large black women on facebook, claiming to be the sexiest bitch in the world.

Yolandahrannadquia Williamina

by Jared James Harrison September 2, 2011

Yolanda

A four piece wing fried hard with extra lemon pepper, and mild sauce on the side.

Can I get a Yolanda....extra clap.

by Gigi71 March 3, 2019

Yolanda Gampp

A Canadian YouTuber that is popular for her baking videos where she recreates many things as cakes. She is also the author of the How To Cake It cakebook. Her most viewed video is "How To Make A WATERMELON out of Pink Velvet CAKE | Yolanda Gampp | How To Cake It", which has over 11 million views.

Subscriber 1-Have you seen the new video on How To Cake It?
Subscriber 2-The one by YOLANDA GAMPP?
Subscriber 1-Yes, that one.

by FireKraken November 26, 2017

yolanda

a bitch that shoots people

you: hey you know yolanda?
me:no, who is that?
you: she shot a bitch

by spicy.spicy June 2, 2019

Yolanda

I could do with a hug
I could do with an arm
supporting me

while i work out something new
I could do with a smile
I could do with a kiss
empowering me
while i struggle to find a way
Im not stone and
Im not sand
I was given a heart and
I was given two hands
so while i work it out
walk this path that all must walk
I could do with a soul
to bear whats ahead
to make it more fun
nobody wants to grow old alone
everybody could do with a soul

Yolanda, 17, GCSE student, Wigan

by Krkič August 30, 2019

Yolanda

Yolanda

Hey my name is Yolanda

by anonymous July 6, 2021