Facebook Yes Man

To RSVP “Attending” to any event you are invited to on Facebook, without considering the event, the time, the duration, or who is attending. You may not attend the event, but you increase the guest list by attending.

“Oh hey man, I noticed you’re coming to my Halloween party? What’s your costume?”
“Oh dude I forgot to tell you, I’m a Facebook Yes Man, Facebook says I’m attending four Halloween parties that night.”
“What?”

by JP_002 August 11, 2009

Yes Ma'am

When you're girlfriend is dominant over you and you show her that but doing what she asks with as much respect as possible.

Britney: Go do you'r e homework

Jimmy: Yes Ma'am

by TRP Guitar May 30, 2016

Wham, bam, yes ma’am

When someone is satisfied or impressed with an action and say the following above.

Oooooh this sandwich making is pretty good, wham, bam, yes ma’am!

by GhettoSpreadBAHAHAH March 16, 2021

yes mommer

When one must always respond to said persons mother with the words: yes mommy, mom, or mother. This is usually the result of heavy parenting and overly obedient children. Every Yes mummer is physically and mentally incapable of uttering the word no to their or any persons mother. The yes mommer is looked down upon by the group, usually because of their forced early departure time, normally around 8:45pm.

John: Sorry guys, my mom's being a bitch and is making me go home early.

Group: BULL SHIT

Martin: Yeah right, you just can't say no to your MOMMY you yes mommer.

by SK AC November 12, 2011

yes man

your party counterpart that will agree to *anything* regardless of how crazy or stupid - and sometimes illegal - it is, who can meet or beat your intoxication level and still remain as coherent as you are

im taking bambie out partying, shes my ultimate yes man

by Candice March 8, 2004

Yes Mate

A response in the affirmative

"Did you slam my wife?"

"Yes Mate."

by tommy d May 1, 2003

Yes man

Someone who agrees to do a lot of things

My friend is such a yes man. He agreed to take me to a collectible show and sell my Hot Wheels collection and waited for me the whole time.

by YuOfTheNight August 14, 2019