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Get the Momo Yaoyorozu mug."Yahoo! Answers" is Yahoo! Inc.'s solution to the average person's unformatted search engine questions. It allows Yahoo! E-Mail holders to ask any number of pointed questions, such as, "What is wrong with my vagina?" or "How can we stop Jaden Smith?" as well as, "Who is the President of France?" and, "No seriously, wtf is wrong with my vagina?"
Users can then receive answers from Yahoo! E-Mail "point seekers" - a special brand of people who try to answer as many questions as possible, then voting their own questions as the "Best Answer" in order to gain a delusive sense of Yahoo! internetz seniority. Because of an unparalleled level of quality control in the review of questions, users can generally expect their questions to be answered incorrectly or - with luck - answered unintelligibly.
Users can then receive answers from Yahoo! E-Mail "point seekers" - a special brand of people who try to answer as many questions as possible, then voting their own questions as the "Best Answer" in order to gain a delusive sense of Yahoo! internetz seniority. Because of an unparalleled level of quality control in the review of questions, users can generally expect their questions to be answered incorrectly or - with luck - answered unintelligibly.
"Yahoo! Answers" Question: What steps can I take to fix my own cell phone?
Best Answer - Chosen by Voters: Why bother? Throw that sh*t out and get a new one! Problem solved, bitch. Next question!
100% 1 Vote
Best Answer - Chosen by Voters: Why bother? Throw that sh*t out and get a new one! Problem solved, bitch. Next question!
100% 1 Vote
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1) The absolute best fucking place to troll; at home, at work, and especially during classes that allow unmonitored internet access.
2) Home of some of the most idiotic, ignorant people on the face of the earth. Almost everyone on the site will believe just about anything you post.
3) The hardest place NOT to be suspended from.
4) A great place to get some of the worst information on the web. Most of the people have nothing else better to do and just answer for points.
5) Home of the most bitchy pregnant women that you will ever come in contact with.
2) Home of some of the most idiotic, ignorant people on the face of the earth. Almost everyone on the site will believe just about anything you post.
3) The hardest place NOT to be suspended from.
4) A great place to get some of the worst information on the web. Most of the people have nothing else better to do and just answer for points.
5) Home of the most bitchy pregnant women that you will ever come in contact with.
Troll #1: I'm getting my sixth abortion in ten years -- will you say a prayer for me?
Troll #2: Help! My 11 year old son just got his period?!?
Brainwashed religious nut #1: I had a dream that I killed Mariah Carrey. Will God send me to hell?
Guy: What do you like to do for fun?
Girl: I spend all my time on yahoo answers. It's even more fun than myspace.
Guy: Don't you have anything better to do?
Girl: Actually, I don't.
Troll #2: Help! My 11 year old son just got his period?!?
Brainwashed religious nut #1: I had a dream that I killed Mariah Carrey. Will God send me to hell?
Guy: What do you like to do for fun?
Girl: I spend all my time on yahoo answers. It's even more fun than myspace.
Guy: Don't you have anything better to do?
Girl: Actually, I don't.
by yahootroll888 February 19, 2009
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Whoever owns the website has obviously gave up maintaining it.
False reporting runs VERY FREQUENT, especially in the Others-Cultures&Groups and Polls&Survey area. When you appeal a report then you NEVER get a response back on whether it was appealed or not (you used to get a response within a couple days).
Plus, there are constantly glitches on the site (a new unique crazy glitch every time), those are eventually fixed after the site not working properly for days after each new glitch pops up.
It's just trash now and a lot of people are leaving it
Whoever owns the website has obviously gave up maintaining it.
False reporting runs VERY FREQUENT, especially in the Others-Cultures&Groups and Polls&Survey area. When you appeal a report then you NEVER get a response back on whether it was appealed or not (you used to get a response within a couple days).
Plus, there are constantly glitches on the site (a new unique crazy glitch every time), those are eventually fixed after the site not working properly for days after each new glitch pops up.
It's just trash now and a lot of people are leaving it
Yahoo Answers needs to get their fucking act together because people are leaving, including me. If their too fucking lazy to give a shit then at least sell the site to somebody who will give it attention. Damn shame.
by Feddafunkup December 31, 2012
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Get the Yakoob mug.Site where some people come to ask serious questions and where some come to troll. Here are the types of people on this site.
Spammers: People who spam links to other websites.
Teenage girls: Most of them ask stupid questions.
Teenage guys: Most of them give stupid answers.
Trolls: Most ask racist questions.
Angry young women: Annoying people who rant at you for asking a reasonable question.
Angry young men: Annoying people who find it necessary to ask you a question in your question. (even if it has nothing to do with your question)
Creepy men: Most have the avatar with the guys that have squinty eyes and long hair and a big smile. They say perverted things to you.
People who shouldn't answer: People who answer for the points. They say things like "I'd like to know that too" or "I don't know"
People who don't answer/read the question (self explanatory.)
Then there are normal people
There is NO WAY to appeal to a report you get in your inbox, and so the only way to not get reported for sure is to not say anything at all.
PS- it is also funny as hell to get some idiot's account deleted.
Spammers: People who spam links to other websites.
Teenage girls: Most of them ask stupid questions.
Teenage guys: Most of them give stupid answers.
Trolls: Most ask racist questions.
Angry young women: Annoying people who rant at you for asking a reasonable question.
Angry young men: Annoying people who find it necessary to ask you a question in your question. (even if it has nothing to do with your question)
Creepy men: Most have the avatar with the guys that have squinty eyes and long hair and a big smile. They say perverted things to you.
People who shouldn't answer: People who answer for the points. They say things like "I'd like to know that too" or "I don't know"
People who don't answer/read the question (self explanatory.)
Then there are normal people
There is NO WAY to appeal to a report you get in your inbox, and so the only way to not get reported for sure is to not say anything at all.
PS- it is also funny as hell to get some idiot's account deleted.
Yahoo answers community sucks
Spammer: I just got a good deal on a laptop! I wasn't able to afford it at first because I couldn't find a good job, but I saved $150!! www.cheapstufffss.com!
Teenage girls: Q: OMG me n this guy had sex last night and I'm afraid I could be prgnant! HELPP!!!
A: i dont kno maybbe he lieek askd u out cuz he thot u wax cuul.
Teenage guys: Q: Is my penis small if it is 2 inches? Will I grow? I am only 15?
A: I would date you! email me at tomsuyfies@ehean.net! or Hey I'd show you the time of my life girl with my 13 inch!
Troll: Q: Why do black people like chicken? Is it in their dna?
A: All white people like mayo cuz their racist!
Angry young women: ex) Why do people like to suck up to popular people?
Their answer: The world doesn't revolve around you you know. maybe people would like you if would stop being so self-centered! (answer the question, dumbass.)
Angry young men: ex) Why do people make each other jealous?
A: Why do women feel the need to make us jealous? Why do women wear slutty outfits and expect us not to look? We'll never know the answer to your question.
Creepy men: Hey babe, I think your hot and I'd tap dat @$$! (avatar goes: <;D)
People who don't answer/read the question: Q: How do I make chili?
A: I personally like salads more than chili. (Who gives a fuck??)
Spammer: I just got a good deal on a laptop! I wasn't able to afford it at first because I couldn't find a good job, but I saved $150!! www.cheapstufffss.com!
Teenage girls: Q: OMG me n this guy had sex last night and I'm afraid I could be prgnant! HELPP!!!
A: i dont kno maybbe he lieek askd u out cuz he thot u wax cuul.
Teenage guys: Q: Is my penis small if it is 2 inches? Will I grow? I am only 15?
A: I would date you! email me at tomsuyfies@ehean.net! or Hey I'd show you the time of my life girl with my 13 inch!
Troll: Q: Why do black people like chicken? Is it in their dna?
A: All white people like mayo cuz their racist!
Angry young women: ex) Why do people like to suck up to popular people?
Their answer: The world doesn't revolve around you you know. maybe people would like you if would stop being so self-centered! (answer the question, dumbass.)
Angry young men: ex) Why do people make each other jealous?
A: Why do women feel the need to make us jealous? Why do women wear slutty outfits and expect us not to look? We'll never know the answer to your question.
Creepy men: Hey babe, I think your hot and I'd tap dat @$$! (avatar goes: <;D)
People who don't answer/read the question: Q: How do I make chili?
A: I personally like salads more than chili. (Who gives a fuck??)
by ....! February 19, 2011
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