yanking your cock

Basically when someone says something just to fuck with you, and it turns out to be a lie.

Khloe: "Hey babe, my hot friend wants to come over and have a threesome with us."
Ryan: "What? Really?!"
Khloe: "Hahahahaha no bitch. I'm just yanking your cock."
Ryan: "Fuck you hoe, that ain't cool."

by swagpimpdaddy October 7, 2013

you're yanking my chain

An Amish saying that was created after people first heard about Jesus coming back to life. Today, it is commonly used when hearing about something astounding that seems like a lie.

Jebidiah: "Hey Jakob, did you hear about that Christ dude that died the other day?"
Jakob: "Yeah man, that was pretty dramatic."
Jebidiah: " DUDE I heard he UNDIED."
Jakob: "No way dude, you're yanking my chain."

by AmishMistress November 20, 2015

Yanking the bishop

To masturbate, preferably with one's virgin penis. It is also important to note the shape of the Bishop's chess piece.

Billy was Yanking the bishop to Stacy's Mom.

by MaRazorLikestoNOMNOMNOM November 22, 2010

yunting

an extremely dumb bitch that thinks everyone is in love with her.
her coochie also stinks a lot and she is probably going to be the first person to get pregnant after graduation
she probably likes lovelypeaches and woahvicky a lot, shes a fangirl. god bless her soul because her taste is retarded as fuck
crazy ass hoe also plotting with another bitch Trisah to take over the world
-also class 1 bitch
-probably escaped from mental asylum
-"im nOt liKe otHeR gIrLs i aM a gAmEr"
-fucking retarded send her ass back to hell pls
-luvs furries probably
-very fat and ugly
-looks like potato too

'i swear you are as dumb as that bitch yunting'

'i aM a gAmER'

by notreallydepressed March 16, 2020

yanking his doodle

Playing with your penis, masturbating.

I walked in on my brother yanking his doodle.

by Dusty C December 30, 2007

you got to be yanking my dick off

A similar expression to, "you got to be kidding me!" But better.

Harris-"Dude, I forgot my keys in my car!"
Timothy-"You got to be yanking my dick off! Again?!"

by Ron Swanson... December 23, 2017

yanking your balls

A saying when someone is joking with you

2 a girl is sucking on a guys balls

Dude I'm just yanking your balls

2 you yanked my balls so good last night

by ohkillem November 9, 2014