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Yankin' my dick

Most often used as a question in place of "are you kidding me?"

And normally used when irritated
For example:
Baker: "Sorry I can't make it over tonight, I've got some stuff to take care of."

Wayne: "You yankin' my dick bro?!"
by mAshton titties January 28, 2009
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Yanks for the Mammaries

Describes when men " pleasure " themselves after a Girls Gone Wild Video or other event where drunk young college age girls expose their breasts.
Meanwhile at a big spring break party...

Dave: Dude..I'm soooo wasted...
Fred: Yeah man...oh my god shes going to do it!
Dave: Who?
Fred: Surfer tits..you know...surf and turf!
Dave: oh..Oh OH There goes the t-shirt! Look at those righteous tities!
In unison " Yanks for the Mammaries!

Dave goes to grab his crotch but misses and collapses in a drunken stupor.

Fred ,50 years later is visiting Dave's grave site. He thinks to himself "Good times...good times".
by GFeet January 13, 2010
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Yanking your chain

John: You look so fat in that dress go change!
Jamie: but babe! *frowns and crys*
John: I'm just yanking your chain
Jamie: oh, whats that mean?
John: Im just joking!
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Yankster

A male pretending to be female that will yank his penis late at night.
Hey did you see that kid
Yeah, his a total yankster
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