maddox.xmission.com

A website that needs no introduction...what? There's a few retards who don't know? Gah...The website is the creation of a kick-ass pirate called Maddox. It is a collection of articles that he has written about things that piss him off. Naturally, unless you have no brain, most of the articles shouldn't be taken seriously. But the rest should be taken seriously, like how much ass Ben Stiller kicks and why Cameron Diaz sucks.
If you are interested in looking, go to maddox.xmission.com (no www). If you're going to send hatemail, don't bother, Maddox doesn't care. Why do you think they put a delete button on your keyboard? :)

Articles from Maddox: "For every animal you don't eat, I'm going to eat three"
"Littering kicks ass."
"I will kick your ass for $25."
"Ben Stiller should star in every movie."
"Love your kids? Prove it by beating them."

Me: Maddox owns you. Don't agree? Eat shit!

Some Random: Name the best page in the universe...
Me: maddox.xmission.com!

by Hayley October 23, 2005

maddox.xmission.com

Entertaining website, if you don't take it personally (which can be hard to avoid, as he seems to try to offend everyone). One has to wonder if he actually believes what he writes, or if he is just trying to be ridiculously insensitive for effect. Either way, original (and surprisingly clever) stuff.

Maddox: I'm so pissed, I just slammed the door shut on some kid's nuts.

by robustus September 14, 2005

xristoforos

A dude that thinks he is good at playing any other role than nilah.Bro cant even drive straight.It can also mean giga gay.

Bro drive in a line dont be so xristoforos
Damn you are so xristoforosgay
Blood is able to play only xrostoforos at lol.

by Alkoliki gunaika July 24, 2023

maddox.xmission.com

My idol! Maddox Rocks this world!!!

Maddox tells it like it is.

by Britt March 6, 2005

xrispa

Xrispa is the mame of the baddest bitch in this world she is cry too much bc she is overthinking too much but if she take that chance she is the most powerful woman in this world if she hates you i am sorry for you also shes is the smartest she just play the stupid one

Xrispa is from the gods power

by hoeslol October 11, 2020

xrisovalado

A name. Also Chrisovalado.

I met a girl called xrisovalado.
DUDE her parents have to hate her.

by dudeyouarechicken March 6, 2021

xristos

Xristos is a very unlikeable person who is not fully American. Xristos’s like to brag and usually are used to people giving them hate. But when you are around a xristos and get to know them, we will pray for you.

Everyone hates a guy like Xristos

by Noneofyourbusinessnosypeople May 17, 2018