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Hitler Wiped his Ass

The "Hitler Wiped his Ass" Fallacy is a logical fallacy which states that criticisms cannot be made by comparing the subject to another thing because said thing had common traits as well.
Person of Reason: Being anti-semetic makes you like Hitler
Idiot: Well Hitler wiped his ass too so I guess we're all Nazis for using toilet paper
by GreenTeaMoxie January 23, 2022
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Wiped my shoes on her welcome mat

When going down on a girl you vomit in your mouth and either swallow it back or spray it on her cooter.
Dude, I was going down on this chick pastor and totally wiped my shoes on her welcome mat.
by max meat July 20, 2010
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Waped

To have your skin grated off and then rubbed with lemon, Salt and Vinegar Discos (or even MyCoys, they make my mouth tingle) and Cilit Bang.
Jackie: What happened to your face, you look like John Merrick?
Jade: I was Waped.”
by Moonbizzle July 29, 2009
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M0RSE-W1PED

(1)the art of n00b
(2)used in association for the ultimate video game insult(Morsewipe.nib.ftl)
(3)Password for most free pr0n sites
(4)Anti-Zambuka excuse
(5)Anal L33t Retraction
(1) you M0RSE-W1PED? tch nib.
by Mr. FTW June 11, 2006
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wiped

An insult, usually refering to one's failure
(originates from fpsd)
Did I just get wiped? Ya bitch, you got your ass WIPED! or... Don't make me wipe you.
by Jeff April 15, 2004
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Woped

v.
also: wope
past participle of wipe
nonstandard; alternate form of wiped

The improvisational smearing of excess bodily fluid, mucus, or other excretion on the nearest most convenient surface, object, or location.
Example Sentences:

1. He wasn't at all hungry, so he woped the great big boogey in his armpit for later retrieval.

2. I hope you don't mind, but you ran out of toilet paper so I woped my ass with your cat.

3. When I finished fucking your girlfriend's brains out I woped my dick on the bedroom curtains, and left.
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waped

past tense verb. when someone is attacking & tickling & kissing you all over whether you like it or not

usually done by your bffl
dumBFFL: waped ? what's waped?
cool Bffl: it's when i'm a.&.t.&.k.y.a.o.w.y.l.i.o.n
dumBFFL: huh? *whines about how thinking hurts her head she doesn't wanna figure out acronyms*
cool Bffl: *wapes dumBFFL*
dumBFFL: *screaming and kicking amidst uncontrollable fits of laughter*
by bry-cicles March 14, 2009
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