Woped 

v.
also: wope
past participle of wipe
nonstandard; alternate form of wiped

The improvisational smearing of excess bodily fluid, mucus, or other excretion on the nearest most convenient surface, object, or location.

Example Sentences:

1. He wasn't at all hungry, so he woped the great big boogey in his armpit for later retrieval.

2. I hope you don't mind, but you ran out of toilet paper so I woped my ass with your cat.

3. When I finished fucking your girlfriend's brains out I woped my dick on the bedroom curtains, and left.

Woped by Not-So-Innocent Bystander May 2, 2012

wipedoubt 

The feeling of uncertainty that arises when you realize that you may not have cleaned your backside properly.

Man #1: "I need to jump back in the shower. I'm feeling a little wipedoubt..."

Man #2: "Rough night last night?"

Man #1: "No. Cheap toilet paper and not enough time."

Man #2: "Huh?"

wipedoubt by BChil September 14, 2012

Wooed 

To charm or impress someone

Johnny wooed Jane with his erotic dancing and giant cock.

Wooed by 🐺 September 27, 2018

woperchild 

Wo-per-child

Woperchild is the politically correct way to say woman.

The reasoning is as follows:

Wo-"man" is not ok because it has man in it. So you say, "wo-person." But you can't say per-"son" because son is too male dominant. So you say per-child.

Hence, woperchild. Guaranteed not to offend even lesbian per-children of color.

Some of my woperchildren friends were helping me last night to feel shame about the fact that I am a heterosexual white male devil.

woperchild by vox monitor July 21, 2005

Woedie 

Woedie full abbreviation of “woe” means my friend or my nigga

Woedie could be used in a sentence such as - what’s up woedie!

Woedie by Wohedie August 4, 2018

Tennessee Wipedown 

The act of immedietly heading to the bathroom upon arrival and wiping the sweat from oneself using toilet paper, tissues, or any other available materials.

"Hi Jim. Wow man, you're soaked with sweat"
"Yeah, it's absolutely roasting outside. Excuse me, I need to go give myself a Tennessee Wipedown."

Tennessee Wipedown by magic_pie July 17, 2012

Sham Wowed 

The moment of truth that occurs when you find out something you thought was really great is really all a facade. see Sham

I just got sham wowed. I was checking out this hot chicks ass and she turned around and 'snap' dude looked like a lady!

Sham Wowed by keifermail September 30, 2009