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wipedoubt 

The feeling of uncertainty that arises when you realize that you may not have cleaned your backside properly.
Man #1: "I need to jump back in the shower. I'm feeling a little wipedoubt..."

Man #2: "Rough night last night?"

Man #1: "No. Cheap toilet paper and not enough time."

Man #2: "Huh?"
wipedoubt by BChil September 14, 2012
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It is used in the comic series "Erma" by Brandon Santiago and stands for fans of the fictional franchise "Warrior Unicorn Princess".
"Heck, there are actually grown ups who are wupers. So, if you're into this girly stuff, go ahead and girl out."

Tennessee Wipedown 

The act of immedietly heading to the bathroom upon arrival and wiping the sweat from oneself using toilet paper, tissues, or any other available materials.
"Hi Jim. Wow man, you're soaked with sweat"
"Yeah, it's absolutely roasting outside. Excuse me, I need to go give myself a Tennessee Wipedown."

get wiped 

This is a term used in basketball when someone gets their shot blocked extremely hard.
David Stern: Did you see Kobe earlier?
Phil Jackson: When he was forcing threes or when he got his dunk blocked.

David Stern: Yea I was in the press box and I tried to hold it in but I had to yell out get wiped.
get wiped by ceejmhs February 20, 2010
Short for wiped out; really exhausted, to the point of not being able to move or function.
I spent too long at that party last night - man, am I wiped.
wiped by house9 December 13, 2004
A wuredog is the small peices of dust which cannot get picked up with the dustpan and brush.
She was chasing the wuredog around the room for hours, she just couldn’t get that wuredog without the use of a vacuum cleaner!
Wuredog by Loochy March 15, 2018