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WTFIU

the literal meaning is what the fuck is up. it can be used as a question, greeting, or interjection.
Ana:(to friend) Hey look its that hottie kyle
Kyle:(to me) Its that bitch ana again
Ana: hey kyle, how have you been?!
Kyle: WTFIU!
by Chode Trickery May 5, 2011
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Wtfiwwy

An acronym for:
What the fuck is wrong with you?!
Person 1: I've been looking at gacha NSFW lately
Person 2: WTFIWWY DUDE?!
by ThtGenderfluidFryingPan December 13, 2021
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Related Words
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wtfya

abbreviation for where the fuck you at
wtfya boiiiiii i'm tryna smoke fat rn
by itsyouruncle April 25, 2017
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WTFify

Pronounced: "What-the-fuckify"
Root: WTF
verb
To edit a piece of writing as if it were a Mad Libs word game. Replacing nouns, verbs, and phrases with other asinine and often more interesting bits of text. This term originates from a program for performing this type of text replacement called the WTF-O-Vision, whose sole action is to WTFify, Gloriously.

WTFification is nothing new, writers have been practicing this fine art for centuries. Recently though, the Glorious Matthew Kastor has written a small program, and posted it to github, which automates the often tedious process. This new technology was quickly adopted by clever hackers and crammed into the ass end of a web spider so that it would run freely about dropping deuces on emo poetry and nearly anything else that got in the way. This recent resurgence of WTFification will no doubt be proceeded by even more material worthy of the process.

Example 1:

* ordinary text :
in her black and white world full of hatred and pain,

* WTFified :
in her yellow and white hand towel full of odium and diarrhea,

Example 2:

* ordinary text :
It was then that I knew
my pen would fly by the
moonlight - and I was so
blessed to be able to
escape July and save
it all in verse.

Poets can do that …

* WTFified :
It was then that Annie got
Annie's pen would fly by the
moonshine - and Annie was so
blessed to be able to
snuggle July and save
it all in verse.

hobos can do that …
Use:

What a bunch of assholes. Let's WTFify all their posts and leave it as comments.

__verb__ !? No no Mr. Watt, the Glorioius WTF-O-Vision WTFifies.. Gloriously. You're using the wrong verb.
by Atropan Agent 17747 January 4, 2013
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Wtfingers

An expression you use when you have just typed something entirely unintelligible or when you type one word when you meant to type another. Usually due to other things on your mind at the time.

Comparable to a Freudian slip of the fingers.
Bill: check out my girlfriend's new picture -link-
Bob: hmm, i dont remember seeing that tits before.
Bob: and by tits, i meant shirt...
Bob: wtfingers.
Bill: >:(
by Omega192 October 6, 2009
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WTFAID

What The Fuck Am I Doing (WTFAID)

Used on the eve of something really stupid/dangerous that makes you wonder what the hell your doing
When on the verge of skydiving and parachuting in the mouth of the volcano, Jed came to a realization

Jed: WTFAID?
by Tom Hanks is a Boss December 14, 2010
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wtfzippered

Being screwed over while playing SOCOM.

Zipper Interactive is the company that develops SOCOM. SOCOM 3 is one of the buggiest games ever created. A player can be doing good and then the bugs in the game will screw him over. This term is similiar to wtfpwn.
Player1: I was owning kids up last game and still lost 50 rating points.
Player2: Damn dude, you got wtfzippered.
by Dahhak December 20, 2005
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