fuzzy wuzzy

A racist slur for blacks in England. Originated from a Kipling poem entitled "Fuzzy Wuzzy."

So 'ere's to you, Fuzzy Wuzzy, at your 'ome in the Soudan;
You're a pore benighted 'eathen but a first-class fightin' man;
An' 'ere's to you, Fuzzy Wuzzy, with your 'ayrick 'ead of 'air -
You big black boundin' beggar - for you broke a British square!

by USP August 22, 2006

wuzzat

What someone says when they are caught off-guard and in slight disbelief of a statement; they say "wuzzat?" a shortened form of "what's that?" to express their current state.

Monokuma: "Let's begin with a basic explanation of the class trial! So, your votes will determine the results.
Aoi Asahina: "We already know who did it!"
Monokuma: "Wuzzat...?"

by ClumsyPants July 4, 2016

fuzzy-wuzzy

A children's rhyme in the nature of a tongue twister.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy-wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he?

by JNJ April 23, 2005

Wuzzy

1) A small, prickly animal resembling an echidna. These creatures can talk in nasal squeaky voices, and absolutely adore cheeseburgers and fanta. Native to WuzzyWorld, where squillions of them live, however many wander around on Earth where they are not noticed by most people as they are able to camoflage themselves to look just like their surroundings. They are exceedingly dim and retarded, however very hard to kill which is good as they are constantly being run over, falling off cliffs etc. Say 'Neeee hah!' a lot. Many have specific names such as Lord High Wuzzy, the Wuzzy of Great Authority (who is exceedingly intelligent by wuzzy standards), Burger Seller Wuzzy, Baked Bean Wuzzy, Lemon Meringue Pie Wuzzy, Wuzzy Ho, General Wuzzy, etc.
2) A mini-wuzzy, ie. an extra small wuzzy. Mini wuzzys are much more violent than the placid normal wuzzys, and are constantly annoying everyone by trying to take over the world. They never suceed as they are too small and pathetic.
3) A cute animal, or just an animal.

1) Bob: Oh look, a wuzzy!
Dave: Damn, it's eating my burger!
Wuzzy: BURGERS nee hah! *slurps up burger*

2) Bob: Oh look, a tiny wuzzy!
Dave: Quick, somebody stamp on it
Mini wuzzy: BEND TO MY WILL PUNY HUMANS, I SHALL- *squish*

3) Bob: Aw look a sheep
Dave: Yeah, it's so wuzzy!
Sheep: le BAA
Bob: I think it's french
Sheep: le Baa et BleatBaa
Dave: Yeah definately french.

by TheWuzzy July 4, 2011

Fuzzy Wuzzy Shwooz

1. A Type of mop
2. When you jizz on an especially hairy vagina and then motorboat it.

Boss: Clean up that menstrual blood with a fuzzy wuzzy Swooz
Employee: fuck....

Dude 1: I hear that she doesn't fuck anyone unless they Fuzzy Wuzzy Shwooz her.
Dude 2: Yeah, a girl as hot as that I would totally do it though.

by The Whitman Whiggler June 7, 2010

wuzzie

Fuzzy, unclear, indistinct.

There isn't a sharp line dividing humans
from the rest of the animal kingdom
It's a very wuzzie line

It's a very wuzzie line,
and it's getting wuzzier
All the time

by Putexcusesaside March 30, 2016

fuzzy wuzzy

1. Popular Children's Rhyme

2. A great start to ur own freestyle while bored during lunch period.

1. Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear
Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair
Fuzzy wuzzy wasnt fuzzy...was he?

2. Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear
Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair
Not even any way down there
He had none anywhere
Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear....who was bare!

by 1025 January 3, 2005