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Writer's Block

Just Jack song from the album "Overtones"
MJ: Hey Lois, have you heard that cool new song, Writer's Block?
LL:Sure! It's kinda catchy!
by tiger8milk May 12, 2009
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writer's block

when somebody sticks a pen and/or pencil into your rectum.
man my girlfriend gave me a wicked writer's block last night.
by noodle-killer October 31, 2011
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Writer's Block

A condition in which a writer or author cannot feasibly type words onto their computer and every last drop of inspiration soup has been drank and nothing is coming to mind that would make sense or not sound like bulls* and all your friends are expecting you to finish chapter 13 and wondering weather or not billy the fantastic will make his way out of the cave or be stuck there forever.

Also known as "Ihatemyself" syndrome that can also cause yourself to bang your head repeatedly into your keyboard and hoping any of the blood spilled on the letters will bring something into your head to replace said blood and allow you to continue your story.
"Bob: Is Jeff finishing that book?
Jane: No, he told me he has Writer's Block."
by Potat 1 August 12, 2022
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Writer's cock block

When you can't seem to finish writing a song or poem that is sure to get you laid upon completion
-"So when you showed Laura that poem you wrote her, did you get some?"

-"No I got writer's cock block half way through, and couldn't finish"
by Codeplayer October 3, 2011
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White Collar Shot Block

When you save your coworker from a bad situation by absorbing or deflecting the negativity so it does not reach them.
Vern: Dude, do NOT go in that room, you will be stuck for 30 mins and then thrown into like 7 more meetings. SLT has some serious Emotional Hand Me Down baggage from their previous bosses.

Ilan: Thanks man, I appreciate the White Collar Shot Block, I wanna coffee, I will go to Starbucks outside. Appreciate you, fam.

Vern: White Collar Brosef for life, let's get Shawarma later.

Ilan: k, Holler at Your Hebrew
by Mike109999 August 2, 2025
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White Black Man

A white guy who believes he is from the ghetto. Walks and talks like a black man but really isn't.
Joe W.: Wudup my brother from another motha where are the other homeboi's

Gav: Shut up u White Black Man!
by BuinessWithAttitude May 14, 2006
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