Home-wrecking whore

Someone (usually female) messes with your spouse, causing them to leave you.

K. Lovett is such a home-wrecking whore. I fucking hate her. She took a man away from his family. Fuck her.

by Not.ur.average.human September 2, 2016

you feel a sniper scope watching you

Mercenary’s were deployed into the isle and are after you but there is a fucker we all hate The Sniper he will fucking ruin the roblox isle experience for you.

*Walks into the open not to far from mercenary’s* "You feel a sniper scope watching you." "Mother fucker-"

by sniperphobia February 22, 2021

soul-wrenching

Something that just "tears your heart out" when you hear it - fills you with a strong sense of sadness or empathy.

This text is soul-wrenching. When I read it, my sadness got "unlocked" and I started to cry.

by ThePrayer April 25, 2016

Thumbs up if you're watching this in...

What happens when a bunch of fucking idiots on Youtube think of a way to get thumbs up on a video from a year ago or more. It goes like this:

*Video from at least a year ago*

"LULOLOYULUOULZZZZZ TUMZ OOP IF YURZ wochin dis in 2012!!11111!11111111!"

Me: No, I'm listening to this in 1933.

"lulz hipstr fag"

"Thumbs up if you're watching this in 2012."

Me: Kill yourself.

(I have to include the title in the example so Thumbs up if you're watching this in...)

by Chowder183 August 27, 2012

Pocket Watching

Monitoring someone's expenses to determine their financial status.

Girl I'm pocket watching this time I can't deal with another broke nigga.

by BeardGangERNurse October 13, 2017

The Witching Hour

The hour between 3am and 4am when the barrier between the physical realm and the spiritual realm is the thinnest, which makes it easier for beings such as Angels, Ghosts and Demons to enter into the physical realm.

"John you're not going to believe this...I woke up during the witching hour last night and when I looked around I could have sworn I saw something standing in the corner of my room watching me".

by Justin Lewis21 December 26, 2018

bogan watching

The practice of going to a well known area where bogans congregate, or a typically bogan suburb, to observe the latest in bogan dramas (that is, women with cigarette voices screeching at their rat-tailed kids, and men in flannellette shirts swearing, drinking VB and saying lewd things to innocent passerbys) and developments in boganwear (like the slow decline of the mullet, to be replaced with the rat's tail).

A form of solipsism, with bogans as the subject.

"Where you off to?"
"Oh, I'm going bogan watching at Broady."

by jely April 7, 2008