A wouter

When a girl at a party gives you a blowjob in the bathroom

- dude have you seen anna?
-i think she's giving a wouter to John

by Engecarto September 20, 2018

Wouter

A synonym for a rat

What's that?
OMG kill that wouter!

by nicestuff November 24, 2021

Wouter

Wouter - pronouncation - whoa! - turr.

Wouter is a little young boy with a big imagination. His name is actually based on " Jean Paul "Gaultier" " a superawesome Frenchman. He likes touching girls' hair if it is thick and shiny. He only talks in memestyle with people who he thinks are cool.

Wouter can be a little bit racist too.

Dude, check out Wouter, he's touching her hair again.

Yo Gaultier! Whatsup!

by Zombibi Sonya January 11, 2012

Wouter

Wouter is a person who tries to fit in so badly that he fails at everything and can't see he is a sad little fucker and tries to copy everyone, everything and everywhere

Me: You are such a Wouter
Wouter type: i know right

by HQG Ivar March 31, 2015

Wouter

Person with not a too great opinion about languages and prefers not to be named Barm.
Special person with special fantasies
Fan of the sentence: "Fuck alles en iedereen"
But we don't think of that as strange, we only think of that as different.

Oh look is it Bram?
Nah man, it's just Wouter

by ArtemisC2 May 31, 2021

Dirty Wouter

When you have sex with a girl with an artifical eye and during intercourse she takes out her eye and you fuck her in her eye socket.

The only reason I am with that girl is to eventually try to pull a Dirty Wouter.

by Yumi Ishiyama March 17, 2021

Wouter

A Dutch windmill by nature, is capable of producing the most toxic farts on earth.

Wouter comes from the Dutch word for "ruler of the midgets" referring to people under 3 feet.

He is a passionate lover despite premature ejaculation issues.

Wouter lead the midgets into battle

by bigtitsted October 14, 2019