woopie stick

penis, pecker, dick, dong, cock, wang, love stick, weiner, schlong, prick, johnson, willy, member, phallus, tool, knob, peter, rod, pork sword, meat, meat whistle, main vein, bologna pony, pocket rocket, pole, quiver bone, salami, sausage, shaft, unit, noodle, one-eyed monster, trouser snake, tube steak, junk, third leg, ding-a-ling, piece, and all other nicknamess for the lovable male genitalia

Dude, I totally gave her my woopie stick last night!

woopie stick by grizzly34 January 11, 2009

Pulling A Wookie 

Disturbing everyone around by being a dumbass and making freakin' CHEWBACCA noises

Pulling A Wookie Needs No Example

Pulling A Wookie by Midnight Rebellion November 25, 2010

Wookie Pox 

Wookie Pox is the sickness that one gets after partying really hard for a week or so on Phish or Panic tour. You run your body really hard, stuff as many chemicals as you can into yourself and after the chemicals wear off the sickness sets in.

I just got back from a week on Phish tour, now I've got to call in to work sick due to wookie pox.

Wookie Pox by Warsaw wasraW June 15, 2009

stroke the wookie 

To have a wank

Looks like you've been stroking the wookie all night

stroke the wookie by Ginger Binger October 22, 2003

Drain Wookie 

A large hairball that clogs the drain in your tub. When removing it is best to wear proper PPE (Personal Protective Equipment) ei - Gloves and Nose Plug.

Colin : Why is the water in my tub not going down the drain.

Tom : Sorry, I took a shower at your house and must have caused a DRAIN WOOKIE!

Drain Wookie by M Mac June 12, 2011

woolies

fat marijuana cigarette mixed with PCP or crack

But it was just a dream for the teen, who was a fiend
Started smokin woolies at sixteen

woolies by Thumbs May 13, 2005

Wookie Tea Bag 

When a male inserts his pubic hair into a females mouth therefore filling her mouth with pubic hair.

Male 1: Jenny was begging for something different so I gave her a Wookie Tea Bag.

Male 2: Oh...nice. Hope she cleaned her mouth out properly after that massive bush went in there.

Male 1: Oh don't worry dude, I made sure she did.

Wookie Tea Bag by Snipercat1010 July 24, 2011