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wooster

a word that can be used as a noun, verb, adjective, ect. usually used to make other people confused and or ask what it means.
-I'm going to wooster you
- watch it you wooster!
-wow! this pasta is woosterific!
by MAN-CHILDdd September 26, 2010
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Wooster PV

A team whose case is always topical. No questions asked.
Wooster PV ran pull out of Africa, and they made it topical.
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weebie wobster

A totally cool nickname, which means you're oh so gangsta, that is becoming more and more popular, so spread the word and use it in your daily vocabulary kids!
me: yo you know that girl rae quigley?
someone else: yeah, word, she is SUCH a weebie wobster dude!
by christinaaaaaa marieee February 21, 2009
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Wooster Washboard

It's when a girl (or a guy) is riding you with her front facing you and you start poopin in your hands secretly. Then you take the poop and you rub it up and down the girl's back like a washboard.
John drew a smiley face after giving Jeff a Wooster Washboard.
by Kirk Johnson September 7, 2006
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wooster

A ditsy girl that believes anything that she hears especially, a blonde
-man that girl believes everything
- yeah, she's a Wooster
by MAN-CHILDdd September 26, 2010
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College of Wooster

A small liberal arts college in Wooster, Ohio. Self defined by their slogan "independent minds, working together" and promoted by their Independent Study program. While academically it is ranked highly, this is artificially inflated and it is mediocre at best. It does, however, provide yearly one of the best Division III basketball teams in the country, while boasting the highest win percent record in all of NCAA Basketball for the last decade.

However, the governing body is narrow minded and fails to provide a liberal arts lifestyle. Nearing $50,000 yearly to attend (after tuition, books, further class expenses, 'group fines', etc...), it seems most of the money is wasted. Students under the drinking age of 21 often face serious academic and legal consequences. Among banned things include drinking games, forties, and the most dangerous threat of all, nerf guns. Security will not hesitate to call the local police department. Several members of the administration are actively trying to ban smoking (tobacco) from campus as well, smoking marijuana gets you sent to the local jail.

Rumor has it that one year the college was ranked the least attractive school in the country. Weekend activities include chasing after C.O.W.S. (College of Wooster Sluts), drinking and breaking 40's out of spite, hiding from security, staying in your place of residence to do illicit things safely (like firing your smuggled nerf gun, or playing beer pong), and leaving campus for freedom.
Common exchange between College of Wooster students...

Dan: Smash any COWS this weekend?

Kirk: Nah... Security looked in my window and saw me pre-gaming with a Four Loko, came in, took my nerf pistol, my pipe, and called the cops. You?

Dan: Went to a frat party but it got busted after an hour, you gotta see the J-board (judicial board)?

Kirk: Yup, Thursday, they even found a Playboy and are charging me with 'violating respect for self'...
by WooBall January 15, 2011
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Wookster

A term of endearment for someone you love, used to show affection.
guy: I love you pookster
girl: I love you too wookster
by P00kie Bear January 10, 2012
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