wonton poop

The aesthetically pleasing appearance of an anal excrement in which closely resembles a neatly folded wonton noodle.

As I entered the empty stall yesterday, my restless body was suddenly woken by the gorgeously shaped wonton poop resting softly against the porcelain bowl.

by asianpeoplemeet.com July 2, 2016

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No one wants those eggs

A polite way to say "nobody wants to have sex/kids with her."

Eggs is implied to mean future children.

"Yo Bob, think Betty will ever have kids?"

"Nah bro, no one wants those eggs."

by Magzillas January 28, 2010

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Wontstop.dc • Wonton • Wotsit • wongshumongousdingdong • wootsauce • wongster • wonksaggin • Wonksilm • Wonseok • Wonser

Wonshik translates to when a human looks like a sex god but is actually the softest marshmallow inside.

One can be considered “Wonshik” in situations like calling people(Jaehwan) cute

A Wonshik likes to cling on to them(jaehwan) as well

“Wonshik said Jaehwan is adorable and then he started twerking”

by stopsleepingonvixxhi January 20, 2018

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Wonser

(Wahn-zer)
1.(v) a smooth romantic retort that sweeps a girl off her feet or takes her by complete suprise; also see suave
2.(n.) a ladies man, gentleman, yet always constantly flirting
3.(adj.) used to describe someone who recieves an unexplained 'A' on an exam or test without any prior knowledge of the tested subject

ex1. "Why are you staring at me like that?" "Staring? I was just lost in your beautiful eyes..."
ex2. Imagine the Fonz from the 1980's sitcom 'Happy days' but to the tenth power.
ex3. Look there's wonser Jim, he made an A on Mr. Berkeley's exam

by Kingwoodite April 19, 2006

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My Friend Wants to Know (MFWTK)

It is the most go-to starter phrase when asking an abnormal question to hide behind a facade and save yourself from judgement, embarrassment, humiliation, possibly dishonoring your family's name.

Use this phrase if you are suffering from severe to mild symptoms of curiosity but still want to save your future-self from the consequences of asking such disgraceful questions and from being looked at by other people as a degenerate.

Example 1
Dude 1: Bro, 'my friend wants to know (MFWTK)' if Ron Jeremy's magic beans can REALLY help make your lil jimmy grow bigger and last longer in bed.
Dude 2: (rolling on the floor laughing) HAHAHA!!! Who's the friend?!
Dude 1: (panicking) Shit! I gotta go. I forgot to walk the dog.
Dude 2: Dafuq? But you don't have a dog...

Example 2
Curious Teenager: (asking the users of the interweb) 'MFWTK' how to properly wipe your rear to eliminate dingleberries. He says that he stains his boxers on a daily basis and that his mother is getting tired of cleaning up after his 'shit' like his messy room.

by AnGrYRameN December 16, 2016