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Wonderstruck

"This night is sparkling, don't you let it go
I'm wonderstruck, blushing all the way home".
by smileydancer101 November 15, 2010
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wankership

Portmanteau of the english words wanker and dictatorship.

1. A system of government in which a state is ruled by one person with absolute power, where the person involved is a wanker.

2. (informal) A company run on similar terms.
Given Mussolini's policies, the government of Italy 1922-1943 is more accurately described as a facist wankership.
by lawfulhippo May 9, 2006
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waistline wonders

Gigantic tits that hang down near the waistline of a woman. Also known as "longies," or "saggies," these jugs are most commonly found on older women. Waistline wonders are known to cause backpain for the woman and neck pain for guys that jerk their heads to gawk at them while saying something to themselves like "jesus, those tits are fucking huge." Dog "The Bounty Hunter" Chapman's wife has a big American set of waistline wonders.
Waitress: "Hey guys, what can I get you."
Tony:"A pitcher of cold beer and a large pizza."
Waitress: "Okay, I'll be right back." (walking away)
Donnie: (to Tony) "Hot damn brother, did you see them titties."
Tony: "I always notice big titties my friend."
Donnie: "Them were some waistline wonders."
Tony: "haha, fuckin A yes they were, let's get drunk."
by John Planet June 1, 2009
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Wondersplendous

The epitome of happiness and nirvana wrapped in one word cleverly combining the words "Splendid" and "Wonderful".

The equation resembles this:

Wonderful + Splendid(Awesomeness) = Wondersplendous
Original-

Quy: Yo choob wat up nig?
Keith: Ur mom nig.

Translation-

Quy: Hello my good friend, how are you feeling.
Keith: Not much my fine fellow, I am feeling quite wondersplendous today.
by Alan Reed September 2, 2008
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Wankers doom

When Your uncle is feeling down and nothing can bring him back from the bad place
You know whats wrong with him don't you? He's got wankers doom.
by What's it to you friend? October 23, 2017
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Wankerstank

Bob -I went out with a wankerstank last night.
Bill - Was she free?
Bob - Yes.
Bill - Really? I have to pay for mine
by Leann/Grace April 21, 2008
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wankerstation

A wankerstation is the chair or place that you wank off in.
Dude! Don't sit there, thats my wankerstation!
Your what?
My wankerstation. I beat my meat sitting in that chair.
by chaseTHEg August 1, 2009
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